This is your captain speaking. We've crash landed at the frontal lobe. Please vacate the plane with care. We don't know what you might find on the outside...but it will most probably be quite fucked up
I am in love with Chris Cornells voice. If he was my father, I’d make him sing me to sleep everynight. Even though audioslave suck balls… I’m listening to them just to get a taste of his lovely voice.
Not sure what hapened to Mr Tom Morello, he was great back in the day with Rage [...]
I think thin people should be allowed to carry more weight with them on airplanes. It just isnt fair!! What i cant make up for in fat, I should be able to make up for in the form of polka dot underwear and presents for my imaginary girlfried ophilia. Oh how I love my ophilia, [...]
I just had 5 sliced up oranges with perverted ammounts of salt on them…I can just about feel all that blood rushing about in my body. (you have to try this!!)
oh how i love sodium and miss chloride, wont you say i do and marry me my maiden fair?
oranges, salt, high, blood pressure
Lets see how long this lasts then shall we.