This is your captain speaking. We've crash landed at the frontal lobe. Please vacate the plane with care. We don't know what you might find on the outside...but it will most probably be quite fucked up
I don’t feel “funny” today Something must be horribly wrong, but what? Hmm…
See I’m two lines in and I still have not said anything remotely entertaining/humorous!
I hope this doesn’t last long
Where is my Mr funny bone!
Hmm Maybe them blasted Somalian kids stole it mistaking it for something edible that wont block up their [...]
I bring you Google local - UK
What a great resource. Coupled with google maps, this really is impressive stuff.
So much better than the yellow pages and much more fun to use.
I cant stop typing in random words to see what comes up for my local area, this could turn into a new addiction for me.
I [...]
I had a shower today.
Yes I know what some of you might be thinking… why the hell is that so important that you tell us about it in your blog?
But the ones who *really* know me should know why.
See I’m a dirty bastard who rarely ever has a shower/bath until dead species of rare animals [...]
Blasphemous humour is always the win *\o/*
I present to you: Jesus Christ Supercop
With great quotes such as: “Stigmata. Some thing’s wrong”
and: “I don’t like the way you work!” “I don’t work the way you like!”
Found out about this at bandbaja’s website. The only good thing to ever come out of that place :yes:
Go [...]
The setting:
A school talent show.
Goth kids band performing:
*crappy Goth music*
Lyrics:
“No no no no no not gonna be in the talent show
Oh no no no no no I’ll never be in your faggy talent show”
*Performance ends*
One Goth kid to another:
“That was killer we showed them!”
“Yeah I hope we win.”
———
This is exactly why I hate Goth kids. [...]
I’ve been thinking of writing a small e-book for some time now. I sat down with a cup of doodh patti (that’s “milky tea” for my non Paki audience) and some fairy cakes and thought to myself, what is THE one thing I know a lot about… and then it hit me… PULLING hot people [...]
Check out the List of DVD’s I own
76 in total and that’s not including a few I was too ashamed to admit I have. No, not naughty ones… just err… chick flicks? :blush:
Most of them are original Dvd’s and not home-made ones.
Just think of all the poor starving African children I could have fed with [...]
wat the hell how lame are u? urbis is just a place to hang out dont know what the hell your on about with pain and sad poems we meet up to have a laff and what the hell with the equations? i feel sorry for you u took the time to make up soem [...]
A list of a few Firefox extensions I use (Not all, just sharing the ones I
think might be useful):
Adblock
Filters ads from web-pages
BBCode
Adds BBCode and HTML to the context menu available on right clicking, allowing
you to make links, quotes, insert image tags etc easily.
ColorZilla
Extract colour from any part of a webpage. Accessible from the status [...]
Tonight was a night for experimentation and indulgement in the things which my mind did not quite grasp.
Such an indulgement might occur again in the near future, but I know I’m strong enough to not turn it into an obsession…addiction.
Nothing wrong with experimentation makes you have less regrets when your 65 and have trouble holding [...]