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Archive for April 21st, 2005

The Dark Lord hath cometh in my BUTTeth

Thursday, April 21st, 2005

The setting:
A school talent show.
Goth kids band performing:
*crappy Goth music*

Lyrics:
“No no no no no not gonna be in the talent show
Oh no no no no no I’ll never be in your faggy talent show”
*Performance ends*
One Goth kid to another:
“That was killer we showed them!”
“Yeah I hope we win.”
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This is exactly why I hate Goth kids. [...]

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