This is your captain speaking. We've crash landed at the frontal lobe. Please vacate the plane with care. We don't know what you might find on the outside...but it will most probably be quite fucked up

Archive for April 29th, 2005

I don’t feel “funny” today Something must be horribly wrong, but what? Hmm…
See I’m two lines in and I still have not said anything remotely entertaining/humorous!
I hope this doesn’t last long
Where is my Mr funny bone!
Hmm Maybe them blasted Somalian kids stole it mistaking it for something edible that wont block up their [...]

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