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My behind hurts… I’m guessing its still due to me cartwheeling all over the place.
I remember way back when I took up swimming my legs hurt for a week but were fine after that. Takes some time for the muscles to get used to what will be required off them I suppose.
Frank aka “that sick [...]
Yesterday my friend Chris aka “overly talented bastard” introduced me to the pleasures of cartwheeling.
Needless to say I got hooked immediately, ha! I never knew my body with its geek physique would be able to pull it off but I’m not too bad at them, still need to get the legs straighter a bit though.
I’ve [...]
Well this is the type of company I keep
“omg
i farted for 8 secs
i counted it thought i needed to shit at first, possible diaria cuz me stomach hurt, but then the most smelliest ( not my longest, thats 31 seconds :|) came blabbering out of my anus.
my 31 second fart was a [...]
Today something wonderful happened… something I had wanted to happen to me for the past 9 years (No I didn’t finally get an erection, I’ve had those since I was 12 Frank)
Me and my friend Luke were walking by a random public telephone… and he said how he’s never seen them just randomly ring, I [...]
I just had some custard which tasted funny at first but I still shoved it down my throat because I was very hungry and too lazy to make something…
On close inspection of the plastic cup it came in I found out that it had expired a week ago Neutral
No doubt I shall be dead soon [...]
Very very average at best.
Dialogue so bad you can’t help but laugh at it. Lucas should never be allowed to write again!
Star wars has never had amazing dialogue but still, this one really takes the cherry for having the worst out of all six films.
They really should look at movies coming out of places like [...]
Some of you must be aware of the recent incident whereby a Newsweek article was published claiming that according to “sources” a Koran was flushed down a toilet at guantanamo bay.
And you must also be aware of the impact of this news. Riots and anti US demonstrations took place in various countries including Afghanistan and [...]
I have a new religion now… We’re still thinking up a cool enough name for it…
We want something that ends in “ology”…
All I know is that I get free jaffa cakes, can roam around naked on Thursdays and I get to rule over Italy and Sicily once we take over the world. The Vatican of [...]
What a gay day! :bounce:
Slept till 11 am skipped physics and maths, to go to the park to take photos, finally we had a sunny day and it only rained ONCE that too briefly.
Met a lovely old man at the park. Who walked towards me when he saw me lying there on the grass cuddled [...]
Ohh we got a bit on sun today, FINALLY!!
Even if was accompanied by cold winds, the type that makes your balls all shrink up…
Here’s an interesting fact… When testicles are all shrunk up, that’s when they don’t produce the icky white stuff, when their hanging down all freely, that’s when those little guys are hard [...]