This is your captain speaking. We've crash landed at the frontal lobe. Please vacate the plane with care. We don't know what you might find on the outside...but it will most probably be quite fucked up
Today something wonderful happened… something I had wanted to happen to me for the past 9 years (No I didn’t finally get an erection, I’ve had those since I was 12 Frank)
Me and my friend Luke were walking by a random public telephone… and he said how he’s never seen them just randomly ring, I [...]
I just had some custard which tasted funny at first but I still shoved it down my throat because I was very hungry and too lazy to make something…
On close inspection of the plastic cup it came in I found out that it had expired a week ago Neutral
No doubt I shall be dead soon [...]