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Only very recently it was brought to my attention by a 14 year old girl that my penis aka “Princess Tinkerbell” has in the past been subject of a conversation which took place between this person and other girls during their art class at school.
The obvious feeling of “yeah baby! who da man!” that overcame [...]
Reading the crappy free paper in the morning on the bus, one particular story caught my eye.
A story about a 15 year old boy whose (hot!) 24 year old geography teacher seduced him and kissed him on more than one occasion and had a discussion about having sex with him.
And what does he do… the [...]
I received a rather interesting letter in the mail today. It was by a charity organisation called “world emergency relief”
I have posted a photo of the letter below, do read it. (My address has been blurred out as entrance to my stalkers club is now no longer available to the general public)
It goes on to [...]
Oh and that’s not “sex” its secx = 1/cosx And asymptote… well easiest way to explain it is imagine a curve that runs very close to a line but never touches it…
I’m done with maths for the year (on with advanced maths next year…)
The last paper which is supposed to be the hardest [...]
Nurses are being forced to quit the profession because they cannot afford to buy homes, the Royal College of Nursing has warned.
- BBC
Well that’s hardly a problem is it. I’m sure there will always be them goat herding brown folk with the jihadist names they could import… from you know wherever they come from…
The only [...]
Granny’s out for a walk and on this unusual day I am awake at 12:45 pm.
I’m taking full advantage of granny not being home by cranking up the volume and listening to some Anathema.
I can’t stop shouting out loud this last bit from the song called “Panic”.
for all the time in this land
for all the [...]
Going over the poll results today I thought I’d finally give you all what you want. As boobies and the Congo monkeys both received almost the same amount of votes I figured the only logical thing to do was to combine the two into one.
So without further delay… bean flickers and snake charmers I give [...]
One exam over with.
No revision, 70% attendance to lessons and still I’ll prolly manage an A
There was the minor slip up of me writing down “P” as the symbol for potassium instead of “K” which was prolly due to the lack of sleep
16th is when the real exams start… none of this mickey [...]
A real life event I witnessed a day ago on my way to the post office… told through a crappy 2 minute drawing: