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Archive for June 27th, 2005

You like your bath hot… or warm…?

Monday, June 27th, 2005

Only very recently it was brought to my attention by a 14 year old girl that my penis aka “Princess Tinkerbell” has in the past been subject of a conversation which took place between this person and other girls during their art class at school.
The obvious feeling of “yeah baby! who da man!” that overcame [...]

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