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And if you’ve got holsters to that saddle o’ yours, don’t let me see your hands go nigh ‘em. For I’m a devil at a quick mistake, and when I make one it takes the form of lead.
~ A tale of two cities by Charles Dickens.
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I do not care how many shites (see what I did there) he masacared. You gotta admit those are a sexy pair of glasses he has on there! ummmm.
I took a trip, with my dad, to a place known only as “the mandi” here in DHA, Lahore.
It’s a place where you find hundreds of street vendors selling fruit and vegetables.
Interesting place with a lot of interesting characters.
Like the hot Pathan banana seller with the green eyes who grabbed my arm and said: “Au [...]
Let me just make one thing clear before I proceed. I am generally an animal loving person. If a dog comes to my house and pisses on the fence, fine no problem.
Squirrels father on the gate and perform oral sex, their welcome.
But if there is one thing you do not do… It’s lunging in the [...]
This was perhaps the longest I’ve gone without updating this thing. I apologize. I am aware some of you would have resorted to eating your own arm due to you not getting your fix of lameness that this site provides by the truck load.
I am as you know stuck here in Pakiland for the time [...]
Going to pakiland in a few hours… NOT looking forward to being crammed in a small place with 400 annoying people…
But luckily my super gran and my funny 11 year old cousin who thinks I’m super cool and equal in status to a god are accompanying me to jihad land so I shan’t have to [...]
AS some of you might know… I spent yesterday in Edinburgh. Some folks from my college wanted to go march and I’ve wanted to visit Edinburgh for a long time…
When I got off the coach in Edinburgh I was greeted by horrendous and disgusting scenes. Pictures of Che Guevara on frigging lampposts… t shirts.Teens wearing [...]