This is your captain speaking. We've crash landed at the frontal lobe. Please vacate the plane with care. We don't know what you might find on the outside...but it will most probably be quite fucked up
Yup tomorrow is the day I get to get the fudge out of this place and back home to my lovely PC and darling pillow, Ophelia.
Much has been learnt
from this 7 week trip. For instance in Pakiland if a driver flashes his/her lights at you it means” get yo ass outta my way” and [...]
Off up north for a few days to hot pathan land.
Back 21st August.
A very proud day for me 14th august. No not because I’m Mohammed Jinnahs ass and hence get licked yearly.
But more so because on this fine day my 11 year old cousin aka “Mo” aka “nut daddy” finally became a man… at my hands.
Now before you all get some indecent mental images in your [...]
A collaboration between me and my 11 year old cousin Mo:
CREDITS
Scene Concept: Abdul aka “ass graba”
Character placement: Abdul aka “ass graba”
Font selection: Abdul aka “ass graba”
Speech bubble placement: Abdul aka “ass graba” and Mo aka “nut daddy”
Executive producer: Abdul aka “ass graba”
Producer’s assistant: Mo aka “nut daddy”
Graphics tool: Adobe Photoshop 7
Abdul head: Mo aka “nut [...]
“He walks like a puff”
Those words were said by a 55 year old who happened to spray icky stuff inside a woman’s bajingo which led to my coming.
And they were spoken in the secrecy of His bedroom walls to my sister in what sounded like His serious tone of voice.
I think it is safe to [...]