This is your captain speaking. We've crash landed at the frontal lobe. Please vacate the plane with care. We don't know what you might find on the outside...but it will most probably be quite fucked up
I am sorry for not updating this in the past 10 days or so…
I’ve just not been in a mood which is mostly down to the fact that I am so god damn depressed these days because of college.
I am in two classes with 16 year olds fresh out of their little school skirts and [...]
Today, that is 19th September, is the talk like a pirate day.
So be sure to include loads of arrr’s, ahoy, matey, aye etc when your conversing with other people.
Check out this site for some info on more words and some pirate pickup lines too :p
Like this gem for instance: I’d love to drop anchor [...]
I am starting to think my hair has brain of its own… a very sinister brain that holds some power over the one inside my skull… quietly whispering every now and then.
You know how in cartoons when someone is contemplating whether they should do something nasty or not and this devil pops up and [...]
…he can spin the maths textbook effortlessly on his index finger.
Yes it was the first day of college today after 2 months. I like my timetable get to go home early on Fridays and don’t have to be in till 11 on Mondays. Perfect
I’ve still got the game chemistry teacher as last year. But [...]
Oh no captain Testicleese whatever shall we do…
^ right click—> save link/target as etc then play it
Yes my creativity and talent really do know NO bounds whatsoever.
I kick ass!!!
You know those sad 40 year old fat single men with boring lives who sit at home all day eating chips and playing massive online multiplayer games where their character is a sexy warrior called Butch the Barbarian slayer.
Yeah I see myself turning into one of them… Since I’ve been back all I’ve done all [...]