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Archive for November, 2005

Doodles only

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

My new doodle gallery
From the new sites “about” page:
The idea to have a doodles only
blog had been going around in my mind for quite sometime now. The
recent nights filled with loneliness and excessive jumping on beds gave me the much needed morale boost to work on this blog. The general interface and look is the [...]

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Mullah Gibson?

Monday, November 28th, 2005

I dont know about you guys… But I deffinitely see a resemblance there. And oh yeah…incase you don’t know that is Mel Gibson on the left. Saddam has nicer eyes though… and is overall hotter than Mr Gibson.
Paul. I think we should jihad Mel’s ass just incase. I bet he could have hid a few [...]

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Why must they embarrass me all the time?

Thursday, November 24th, 2005

I thought I had lost this photo. Just found it today. It was taken at Manchester airport on my way back home from Pakiland in august. For my non paki readers… It’s a bit of a tradition amongst pakis to embarrass other members from their race by doing something stupid…like bringing mangoes over from Pakiland [...]

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I have an amazing stats program called awstats installed on my site which basically allows me to see how many people are visiting my site but more importantly… How they got here. Including search engine phrases they used that pulled up my site as one of the results.
Here are some amusing ones I found:
i hate [...]

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“Sick! I felt it on my face”

Saturday, November 19th, 2005

Seeing as how I’m a total bum at the moment. I spend most of my time watching movies… and old southpark episodes.
I also discovered I have windows movie maker installed on my PC so decided to put it to good use…
heres a few clips:
“Jew cant play basketball!”
“Yes..Yes I will… If kyle will kiss my black [...]

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I grow poppies in my anus…what about you?

Sunday, November 13th, 2005

First of all I would like to thank a friend/woman who does not desperately want to adopt me for bringing this fantastic site to my attention. On there you can browse through questions about Islam visitors to the site have asked… the people on the site put those questions to “religious” “scholars” and post the [...]

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My hello (again) world! post :D

Thursday, November 10th, 2005

Hello again my dear friends
Yes I have changed domain names as you can see. My photography site can still be found at http://arahman.co.uk
Not just that though, I have also got a new host now. People had been complaining for quite some time how sometimes they couldn’t access my site… or couldn’t access it at [...]

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As some of you may know I spent the weekend at my friend Mohammad’s place in London. No it is not a madrassa for recruiting people willing to scream Allahu akbar and blowing themselves up as the name might suggest, but a flat.
You see I was never allowed to sleepover at friends places when I [...]

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Location: Trafford centre.

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