This is your captain speaking. We've crash landed at the frontal lobe. Please vacate the plane with care. We don't know what you might find on the outside...but it will most probably be quite fucked up
…The local Paki TV channel airs an ad about “white pearl” some rice sellers who are giving away an amazing prize in a lucky draw…. TRACKSUITS!!
I just saw the ad not 2 minutes ago downstairs and ran upstairs, laughing my ass off, to write about it and all assosiated tasks like changing clothes, taking photos [...]
Thank you to Maryam for bringing myheritage.com to my attention.
Basically you give them a front facing photo of you they run some face recognition mumbo jumbo on it and match it with faces of famous people.
Check out all these famous people I look like:
http://jihadthisfilth.com/images/abdulisahottie.jpg
I mean I always knew I was easy on the eyes.. but [...]
Time for a new poll (scroll down its on your right, found it? good) but this time instead of just start a new one and let people do their thing. I’m going to talk in detail about it.
The question I’m asking is “Who do you think Abdul will lose his virginity to” lets look at [...]
More Southpark clips
“You guys wanna hear a funny joke?”
“with our weeners poking through the back”
Martha stewart shoves a turkey up her ass
This Franz Ferdinand song, Matinee, is so catchy..
southpark, the aristocrats
If anyone is in or around manchester and possesses a vagina, Please go out with my friend Paul I hate to see him all lonely.
His penis very beaucoup he love you long time.
Ok now that that is out of the way…here’s another one of our conversations:
Paul: hey, should I try this out. pretend to be
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I did something soo manly today. And I mean MANLY you could just smell all the testosterone in the air.
I squished a slug with my bare foot! Oh yeah! The fact that upon discovery that I had a slug stuck to my feet I gave out a loud shriek and jumped up and down is [...]