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Archive for March, 2006

Boyfriend Bootcamp

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

Made this crappy animation today at 7 am. Enjoy.
http://www.jihadthisfilth.com/images/2006/03/bfbootcamp1.gif
Oh and as you may have noticed. Changed a few things on the site. Now you can email a friend my awesome blog entries through this site. Just click on the Email this post… link at the bottom fill in the form hit mail it and your [...]

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mmm You Can Eat My Asshole baby ;)

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

Just a little video I put together from a couple of clips. For those on 56k. Click the play button and then hit pause. Wait for it all to load then play it it is only about 3.2 mb so It shouldn’t take too long.

I am sure Muhammad (pbuh) would have been proud to [...]

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More Wonders Of Paki Cinema

Monday, March 13th, 2006

The revolving camera while she moves her luscious buttocks around… pure genius cinematography…
This sort of stuff makes me proud to be a Pakistani

They totally got it right. This is exactly how women from South Asia tell their husbands their pregnant. It is amazing how this clip deals with a real life issue with such honesty.

And [...]

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From him.

“to 3a.m walks and photography sessions, to bashing all the ‘paki’ kids who deserve not to live, to watching movies and crying in the end, to memories of gay beacon times, to retarded computer projects in the lab, to painduness and jihaan mubarak, to tunnels, fagatrons, starbucks coffees and ching chong (still not funny), [...]

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Date: 10th of March 2006.
Abdul: In his bed half awake half asleep.
Granny comes in… wakes me up. Tells me to go down and get something to eat… and says:
“Coke ab say nahi pena… woh jews banatay hain… hum musalmanoon ko bari museebat dali hoi hai un khabeeso nay”
Which roughly trainslates to: “You are not [...]

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Women’s Day Gift Ideas

Wednesday, March 8th, 2006

First of all… Happy Women’s day!
Like my friend Frank always says “I love women… especially when their bent over on the kitchen counter”
It is the time of year when my fellow men give their women gifts and flowers to show them how special they are. The gifts act as great bribes for putting up with [...]

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Jihan Mubarak From Toba Tek Singh

Sunday, March 5th, 2006

This guy puts my paindu paki guy from village impersonation to shame!
This clip is from an 11 minute short film about a group of muslim extremists who clear out all the “haram” objects from some students flat at an American University. This guy is one of the students. You can watch the full clip here [...]

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Why is it banned?
Read this
The blogger blog that caused the ban is: http://drawmohammedweek.blogspot.com/
How hard could It have been to block just one site rather the whole blogger network?
How do I get around it?
Well you shall need a way of surfing through a proxy outside your country. You can use one of many anonymous surfing [...]

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We’re gonna need a montage

Friday, March 3rd, 2006

As Some of you know I spent a few days in London with my friend Mohammad over the weekend. I was just listening to the Brokeback Mountain (great film, go watch it!) soundtrack and looking over some of the random photos I took of him and me in an overhead bridge when [...]

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Two Pathan Chicks get it on…

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

Thank you to Faria for bringing this to my attention. I edited the original clip because it was unnecessarily long.
Watch!
(click the image dummie)

If anyone of you has loads of pot and paki films with scenes such as this one. You are welcome to my bedroom anytime.

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