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Archive for May, 2006

A Short Story By Chuck Palahniuk

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Perhaps one of the most vile downright grotesque things you will ever read in your life. I loved it… naturally.
Guts
Inhale.
Take in as much air as you can.
This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So listen as fast as you can.
A friend of [...]

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Gayniggers From Outer Space

Saturday, May 27th, 2006

Without a doubt the best title for a film ever! But do not be fooled by the title. This isn’t some goofy film. It actually deals with serious social issues. It tells of the story of a gay black Jewish immigrant. Living in 1950’s Brooklyn. Torn between his religion and sexual preference. Society was already [...]

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I’m Banned In Denmark!

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

Oh the irony… a country so anal about “freedom of speech” has gone ahead and banned this website (or so it would seem)… yes!
Apparently no broadband user is able to access this website. I have emailed one of the main isp’s there, TDC. I’ll see if I get a reply. As much as this inflates [...]

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Boyfriend Bootcamp 5

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

What to say/do when your gf wants to have a long faggy conversation after sex.

This one isn’t exactly funny… But I still had lots of fun making it
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Shove THIS Up Che’s Ass And Smoke It

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

After I Cash it in of course… So I got a cheque from Google the other day. Yeah… it was sweet. I guess this sort of makes me an employee of one of the biggest most well known corporations in the world

Had to hide the important details of course… only £79 nothing big.
Any suggestions [...]

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