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Archive for August 5th, 2006

I Just Got Owned In My Toilet

Saturday, August 5th, 2006

Your peeing… phone in one hand and look down and see this ^
Yeah… a thread sticking out of your shirt so you do what anyone would do and pull at it… So I grab the end and pluck it with all my might… only this time the thread turned out to be something else.
Yes ladies [...]

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