I Just Got Owned In My Toilet
Your peeing… phone in one hand and look down and see this ^
Yeah… a thread sticking out of your shirt so you do what anyone would do and pull at it… So I grab the end and pluck it with all my might… only this time the thread turned out to be something else.
Yes […]
I am Abdul and I shall be your abusive pilot for this flight now fasten your seatbelts before I ass sex your mom!






