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Archive for July, 2007

The Osama

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

My fav position is The Osama: I lay back and she blows the hell out of me.

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Jesus Goes To The Porn Convention

Monday, July 16th, 2007

“Have you been nailed in all three holes yet? No? I have.”

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“Gives New Meaning To Private Dick”

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

Best… Job…Ever…
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Read.. pay special attention to the 2nd paragraph…
Illegal city brothels will proliferate in Melbourne’s city centre, according to the owners of legal brothels, unless the State Government cracks down on their operators.
The warning came after the Melbourne City Council last night decided against resuming its former policy of paying private investigators to have sex [...]

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