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I have an amazing stats program called awstats installed on my site which basically allows me to see how many people are visiting my site but more importantly… How they got here. Including search engine phrases they used that pulled up my site as one of the results.

Here are some amusing ones I found:

i hate hippies
spleak sex
secx fuck com (you can just tell this was a 12 year old :P)
boneration
always horney
how to make pillow girlfriend
do indian men have small penises
paki girl for sex (eww who would WANT to have sex with them…)
god damn chineese (haha my fav)
big melons
kill japs kill chinks cartoons
young cocksucker
granny sex
flintstones-porn
hot baby sex (they have that now too?)
show me tits
nigger porn

Oh… and Incase you haven’t noticed. The polls are back!! —->

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8 Responses to “Oh I was looking for “granny sex” because I wanted to know what sex grannys belong to…yeah…”

  1. the best ones:
    granny sex
    flintstones-porn
    hot baby sex (they have that now too?)

    [Reply]

    saraj

  2. yeah sarah :\

    [Reply]

    sarah

  3. lol wtf? i thought u said u stopped hosting the gheypr0n ! :p

    [Reply]

    Frankey

  4. shhh!! not soo loud :P

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  5. …ok…

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  6. Abdul

  7. Guess how we got here! (friend and I) our budday Eli told us about google, “Boobie Monkeys,” you’ve certainly forgot, Boobie Monkeys. :/ Shame!

    [Reply]

    Bloop

  8. hhah well now that you are here… dont leave! :p

    [Reply]

    Abdul

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