Went to the museum today with chris and nick, two of the smartest people I know. Was great fun, museums r0X0rZ mA b0X0rZ!!! although the frogs were lazy, almost as if the management had accidentally spilled a few kg’s of opium in their drinking water… hmm…

Also saw ancient “coins”. I wish i was born a thousand years ago… when everone carried around lumps of gold, and silver and bronze instead of the booring credit cards, debit cards and what not.
That would’ve been soo awesome… “yes ill take those sheep of yours, heres 2 lumps of gold for them”. Ahh good old days.

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Is it just me or is crapping actually very enjoyable… especially when its semi hard, so you dont need to put too much pressure for it to pop out… juuust the right ammount, and you dont need much toilet paper to clean it afterwards either…
not only that, but while you crap it allows you to take a few mins for yourself and reflect on the days events, or it can give you time to oh i dont know decide what shoes you’ll wear tommorow. I love my intestines.
Right im off to enjoy the very same pleasures i was talking about 2 seconds ago…

shit, poop, museums

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