abdu gooin hoooome

August 25th, 2005 At 2:21 pm

Yup tomorrow is the day I get to get the fudge out of this place and back home to my lovely PC and darling pillow, Ophelia.

Much has been learnt
from this 7 week trip. For instance in Pakiland if a driver flashes his/her lights at you it means” get yo ass outta my way” and not “you may pass” like it does in the UK.

The best way to drive on a paki road is to imagine your the only one on it.

There are no pretty girls here so you may want to bring a calender with naked ladies on it to amuse you while your visiting.

Not all pathans are hot. The majority are bearded towelheads who stare at you with lust filled eyes and then go home and make sweet love to their children on the prayer mat.

Little pathan girls are the prettiest things and have totally helped me to get over my fear of little girls.

I suppose my claim of there being no pretty people here isn’t completely true.
There was this one particular girl I saw on 4 different occasions at different places during the course of the 6 or so weeks I was here.
Was she a figment of my “desperate to see some hot booty” imagination? I do not know
The fact that she was always dressed in white and had this glow around her does confuse.

Oh well I guess there isn’t much left to say now apart from THIS, A little message for my paki brothers and lovers.

See you on the other side of the world.
Good bye.