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Abdul Cut His Hair! OMFG!

July 25th, 2006 |  
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So I got my hair cut today…
For those who do not know how long it was here is a photo…4371230.jpg

and how long is it now? About 2 inches from the top and hardly one inch from the sides and back :p

It was a tough thing to do getting rid of it. I had been planning to for 3 months now but always lacked courage as I would walk past the barber shop. Never daring to go in. Well today I did.

The barber was an iranian guy who thought I was iranian too but I told him I was a paki… he seemed disappointed. but not for long. He started touching my hair and said “You have such lovely hair… are you sure you want me to cut it all off?” in that sexy middle eastern english accent.

I replied with a simple “Yes. I am sure” Great thing about being severely myopic like I am is that you cannot see the barber ruining your hair… all you see is a big brown blur with a smaller black blur on top.

I didn’t even bother to look at myself in the mirror after I had put my glasses back on. I just quickly paid him and walked out fast. I kept touching my hair as I was walking trying to hide it from the public eye… The first thing I noticed as I stepped out… Was how different my shadow looked. “Wait… is that MY shadow NO FUCKING WAY!”

I quickly got on the bus hand on head trying to hide the new hairstyle. I walked in ran straight to the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror… how bad could it be?

Well not bad at all!I couldn’t believe what I was seeing… I actually looked kinda nice. Much nicer than how I looked with long hair. I hadn’t had short hair for 2 years now you see… and 2 years ago I had more fat on my face (I get that from my mom…) so the short hair looked horrible. But now… it is a different story some fat though still there… most of it is gone.
You see my hair is soft and straight when long… but when you cut it short… it just sticks right up as if it had been electrocuted… No gel… no hair spray nothing… just straight up and man does it look nice or what. I would post a photo but a photo really doesn’t do it justice because you cannot see the individual hair fibres all standing up.

I will never go back to hair that long ever again. I will grow it a couple of inches more though to see how it looks but yes… long hair phase has passed.

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25 Responses to “Abdul Cut His Hair! OMFG!”

  1. Just post the new pic you wanker.

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    Frankey

  2. No. This is what people in the business call “creating hype”

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    abdul

  3. omfg indeed. yes i agree. post the pic. i wanna see!!!!

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    Fatima

  4. Oh No Abdul! I liked your long hair.

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    noreen

  5. hail long hair! you traitor!

    and your mom is cool,i would like her. :d because hardly any paki mom likes her sons’ hair sway.

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    Sanu

  6. my mom didnt like my long hair :p

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    abdul

  7. err. i think i got a little hyperopic then,but i deserve empathy cos’ i have a bad eye (a)
    still..hail long hair!

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    Sanu

  8. hmm..if one was to tilt their head slightly, you have a slight johnny-depp flavor going on

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    XcentriC

  9. Yeah I can fully see Johnny Depp in you - wicked for you cos he’s super sexy. I would really really really like to see the short hair! I don’t actually know why.. Pretty please! With a cherry on top if that tickles your fancy?

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    Spastic

  10. I don’t like cherries. I really don’t know what is wrong with you people nothing from depps face resembles mine in any way :/

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    Abdul

  11. Johnny Depp? The man will commit suicide when he hears he’s being compared to Abdul.
    HA! Johnny Depp indeed.
    Btw, I got MY haircut today. Doesn’t look any different. Just shorter. And you can’t even tell they’re shorter from the front. Oh well no split ends at least :D

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    Absy The Fag

  12. yeah… now switch to a better shampoo… fag.

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    Abdul

  13. when i was 8 years old i couldn’t go to sleep at night so abdul used to sing me to sleep. He had a really gay voice.

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    Abduls sister

  14. Well it only shows half your face and maybe only that half looks like the famous Mr Depp (?)
    Well I just want to see the short hair! I dig the whole before/after jazz. Just post one up! And I’ll put up a pic of me naked.
    No I won’t. But put up your pic anyway (please)
    Cherries are beautiful - I havent had any in years.

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    Spastic

  15. who exactly are you? how did you find this site *scratches head* you just popped out of nowhere :/ and that too all the way from newzealand/australia…

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    Abdul

  16. I’m zaakiyah - and I popped out from NZ. And I found this site so long ago that I can’t seem to remember how I came across it? Maybe RD?
    Well whatever, your site is pretty random and entertaining so I enjoy visiting it and - really - I just kinda wanna see the short hair. But doesn’t look like THATS gonna happen eh?

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    Spastic

  17. It might someday. Who knows.

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    Abdul

  18. congratulations. may the back of your neck be forever chilly.

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    Her

  19. long hair is for fags

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    Mr unPC

  20. :o I’ve seen his hair from his new gheypr0n video :o

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    Frankey

  21. haha yep. so when are you getting rid of yours?

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    Abdul

  22. LOLZ hiiiiiiii I LUV UR HAIR AWWWWWWWWW Y’D U CUT IT MAN??i loved it…..EEEEEEEEEEEE my papaz name is abdul……..lolzzzz iight PEACEEEEE

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    timmy

  23. Your picture made me think unholy thoughts… *blush* *looks to the floor*

    I thought you were lovely with your long hair… is that enough persuasion for you to never set foot in another hairdressers again!?

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    .x.(f).x.

  24. *looks at comment above*

    abdul, a girl wants to sex you. This is the part where you dont freak out and stutter and actually make a positive move :D
    btw, i want to work for girlskissing :P i already have some girls lined up that wouldnt mind the camera on them:D

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    Zo

  25. haha. He sexes me all the time! ;p

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    .x.(f).x.

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