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Abdul Is Going Away.

September 10th, 2006 |  
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To Edinburgh for 5 years. You know… uni stuff.

Edinburgh is the capital city of Scotland for those who do not know and a gorgeous place check out some photos here if you are interested.

Abdul will be moving his place of residence yet again. It has become second nature to me and does not bother me at all. With my father being in the army we moved from place to place every couple of years… sometimes less.

In the 19 years of my life I’ve prolly lived in about 10 different hmm *counts* yes 10. Edinburgh will be the 11th.

Where is the witty funniness gone you ask? I think it went with the hair… No I am serious… I get my hair cut short and my blog starts to rot… must be a connection there surely.

Anyway… I need to get back t packing now. I’m leaving in 8 hours and I still have not packed all my things… typical Abdul behaviour.

But man… I am so looking forward to attempting to mate with the female sex of planet earth with fermented grain as the instigator… oh yes *dry humps the air*

I’ll let you all know I’ve reached safely when I get the internet up and running because I know you all love me so much I’ll also throw in photos of the apartment… and my room

speaking of which.. I just noticed my granny gave me a lilac duvet cover with big flowers on it… and matching pillow case… do you think that’ll hinder my sex life while I am there?

but then again I did shave all my pubes off… yes even the balls proof (crappy picture quality I know…)

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So I think I’ll be ok…

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10 Responses to “Abdul Is Going Away.”

  1. Yeah your blogs aren’t getting as much attention as they used to eh…so sad, cos you ARE rather hilrarious. Or maybe it WAS the hair?.. Definitly something to ponder over if there’s a lack of improvement..

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    Reverie

  2. Lock up your daughters! Abdul’s on his way to Edinburgh!
    He might talk to them dirty

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    Absy The Fag

  3. Yes. TALK.
    Tha’s all he can do.

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    Absy The Fag

  4. He may wank to them when they’re not watching :o

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    Frankey

  5. heyyyy it’s Sultana, aka whore4Dior. Nice pubes!!!!

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    sultana

  6. Yeah!
    He’d pretend he’s taking a picture of the sunset when he’s actually aiming for their ass. Then wank off to his collection.
    Yup. Classic Abdul.

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    Absy The Fag

  7. Edinburgh is fitt.. =)

    You’ll be able to make snowangels in winter…!!!

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    hmmm....

  8. dude. You can’t just leave us.
    what the hell, we’ve been your friends for so many years, and you don’t even have one last kebab with us?

    You didn’t even tell us when you’re leaving.
    I feel so betrayed.

    *sob*

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    Mr unPC

  9. dude… im coming back this weekend just to meet you fucks :p

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    abdul

  10. dude you’re gradually getting more and more homosexual as time passes:P you SERIOUSLY need to get laid.

    Nice curly pubes lol. Is this the first time ever you shaved them? :P dude watch out, you’re going to have a horrid time in a few days when the new stubble starts settling in:p its like when you shave ur face and stuff lol.

    oh guess what. I shall be in manchester by tomorrow morning. im in dubai at the moment, getting my ass bored off in the fucking airport (see my blog for some boring details lol)

    take care. good luck. with the chicos and all. lol

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    Zo

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