Loading ...I took a trip, with my dad, to a place known only as “the mandi” here in DHA, Lahore.
It’s a place where you find hundreds of street vendors selling fruit and vegetables.
Interesting place with a lot of interesting characters.
Like the hot Pathan banana seller with the green eyes who grabbed my arm and said: “Au piyarea! ithey te zara ah!”
Which basically translates to: “Hey beautiful! come here for a second”
I wasn’t surprised he said that, I mean come on…he’s a Pathan and I’m hot…
But what did surprise me is the fact that he spoke Punjabi. I can only assume he must have been living here in Lahore for quite some time and picked up a few Punjabi words.
The fact that he was selling big ripe bananas made the situation all the more erotic…
Hot Lahori sun, crowded mandi complete with beggars and thieves. Sweat dripping down my back making a wet patch on my tshirt…
Sweet smell of donkey poop teasing my perfectly curved snot filled nostrils… Overfed flies caressing my puffy dry pink lips.
The Pathans mysterious hazel eyes gazing into mine, staring at the reflection of his own perfect self…
Such a romantic setting, couldn’t have been better!!
Now if only my dad wasn’t with me… *sigh* 
tottaly cool dude,
u know its a good thing he said beautiful
now u know your handsom.
i know im handsom cos a girl came up to and she said she liked me
but a man came up to u which is better for u.
This is abdul’s 11 year old cousin be jealous you shits
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Mohammed
July 27th, 2005
LOL!!! Hilarious, too bad your dad was there otherwise you and the guy in mandi could have had a chance!!! I can just picture you with the that guy!!! :p
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Areeba
July 27th, 2005
haha oh NO!!
he found my site
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Abdul
July 27th, 2005
Yeah I can picture myself with and on that guy too
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Abdul
July 27th, 2005
Lolx….very sensual..
Could he possibly just have been persuading you to buy bananas….?
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rabz
July 27th, 2005
You had to ruin it for me didn’t you…
bitch…
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Abdul
July 27th, 2005
oh. abdul got seduced by the hot fruit wala..
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papier-mache
July 28th, 2005
Please don’t cheapen that lovely moment by calling it seduction… it was much more than that!!
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Abdul
July 28th, 2005
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