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An ode to the incident ray

May 8th, 2005 |  
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Ohh we got a bit on sun today, FINALLY!!
Even if was accompanied by cold winds, the type that makes your balls all shrink up…
Here’s an interesting fact… When testicles are all shrunk up, that’s when they don’t produce the icky white stuff, when their hanging down all freely, that’s when those little guys are hard at work making your precious love seed *nods*
My uncle is full off useful knowledge :D
Anyhoo, back to the sun, due to the sun being out, its angle was such that I could clearly see my own reflection on the tiles whilst sitting down on the toilet.
So I tried all different positions you can use to pee… standing up… sitting down legs wide open.. sitting down legs crossed (that was fun… women are fucking lucky!)… one leg on the toilet, one down on the floor with your arms behind your back…

You have not lived until you’ve seen your own reflection sitting down making brown fishes, its just one of those things that you have to try, It was quite funny actually… I couldn’t help but laugh at the image of myself on the toilet, I laughed soo hard my gran actually knocked on the door asking what I was doing… hmm she probably thought I was smoking the ganja…

Anyhow, I have to go to bed now, have to be up early tomorrow… hope it’s sunny, I need to do a pic for my friend at the park, it involves the use of large yellow bananas, that’s all I can reveal about it at this point in time.

Good night

Abdul

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2 Responses to “An ode to the incident ray”

  1. uh, i dont think i’d want to live after that.

    [Reply]

    rizvi

  2. haha after what… the mental image of me peeing in all different positions… ?

    [Reply]

    Abdul

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