My Shitty Reality TV Show

…for this day… I turned one. Yes exactly a year ago My Shitty Reality Tv Show took its first breath over at the blogspot servers with this post.
Round about March 2005 I shifted the blog to my photography domain. Due to the large number of complaints by people as to how they were unable to access my site I moved hosts and my blog finally got its own domain.

Since the last 5 days I was thinking about how I would mark this special occasion… it is a special occasion for me. More important to me than my own birthday (which is 12th of March btw ) I had various ideas. One of which was to have a small party in my room and take out all my dvds arrange them on the bed and pretend all the famous people on the covers had attended and take photos of the blog birthday bash… But I decided against it. Instead I am going to be conventional for a change.

I am going to reveal to you my favourite 12 blog posts. Why 12? Well at first I wanted to pick 10. But in the end could not decide with two to leave out so I went with 12.

So yes. 12 posts in Chronological Order:

1. Innocence of a child… ruined… almost

This is what happens when Princess Tinkerbell launches her cruise missiles which fail to hit the target and instead endup somewhere they shouldn’t have. This can lead to… sticky… situatuations.

2. Same colour good, different colour, bad

A stupid (or genius) theory of mine about nature and sexual preference.

3. I ain’t gonna help no kids foo’

As soon as I recieved the letter and had read it I immediately knew what I had to do… Take action! This is why you never send me 2p to make your point.

4. An encounter of the sensual kind

The account of the seduction of a young innocent virgin, me, at the hands of a bana seller…

5. I’m keepin it real foo’

You know whenever I am down I look at this image and it ALWAYS makes me smile… Without fail. It is just so random and demented. A big thank you to my 11 year old cousin for helping me with this.

6. STOP ISLAMOPHOBIA NOW!

I always have entertaining conversations with Paul. In this particular one we cover jihadists… Paul’s huge cock and how much superior men are to women.

7. London bridge is falling down falling down *shoots himself*

An account of my trip to London to visit my darling friend Mohammad (*blows kiss*) and what we did in his bed

8. I grow poppies in my anus…what about you?

Islam, butt sex and my l33t drawing skills. A match made in heaven.

9. Why must they embarrass me all the time?
Some Pakis were not happy about this and blaimed me for over exageration. I assure you. This story is 100% true. The pakis who blaim me for making it up are just in denial of their race’s extreme stupidness.

10. Fork me.

This is the post that really started the whole write something funny and intensify the effect with a silly photo of yourself effect I have used a couple of times in the last 30 days or so. A post about who is the most likely person to recieve my virginity.

11. You know brit paki kids suck hairy bitchtits when…

For quite some time now I wanted to do a post about brit paki kids and how much ass they suck. I kept delaying it. I wanted to do something really special. I’d say I made a very descent effort

12. I am Butt… Malik Butt… from Chicha Watni

If someone held a knife to my pillow girlfriend Ophelias titties and told me that I had to pick just one post from my entire blog… my favourite… or else he would cut her titties off this would most probably be the one.