And all the bunny’s took to the streets and rejoiced…
January 30th, 2006 |
…for this day… I turned one. Yes exactly a year ago My Shitty Reality Tv Show took its first breath over at the blogspot servers with this post.
Round about March 2005 I shifted the blog to my photography domain. Due to the large number of complaints by people as to how they were unable to access my site I moved hosts and my blog finally got its own domain.
Since the last 5 days I was thinking about how I would mark this special occasion… it is a special occasion for me. More important to me than my own birthday (which is 12th of March btw :P) I had various ideas. One of which was to have a small party in my room and take out all my dvds arrange them on the bed and pretend all the famous people on the covers had attended
and take photos of the blog birthday bash… But I decided against it. Instead I am going to be conventional for a change.
I am going to reveal to you my favourite 12 blog posts. Why 12? Well at first I wanted to pick 10. But in the end could not decide with two to leave out so I went with 12.
So yes. 12 posts in Chronological Order:
1. Innocence of a child… ruined… almost
This is what happens when Princess Tinkerbell launches her cruise missiles which fail to hit the target and instead endup somewhere they shouldn’t have. This can lead to… sticky… situatuations.
2. Same colour good, different colour, bad
A stupid (or genius) theory of mine about nature and sexual preference.
3. I ain’t gonna help no kids foo’
As soon as I recieved the letter and had read it I immediately knew what I had to do… Take action! This is why you never send me 2p to make your point.
4. An encounter of the sensual kind
The account of the seduction of a young innocent virgin, me, at the hands of a bana seller…
You know whenever I am down I look at this image and it ALWAYS makes me smile… Without fail. It is just so random and demented. A big thank you to my 11 year old cousin for helping me with this.
I always have entertaining conversations with Paul. In this particular one we cover jihadists… Paul’s huge cock and how much superior men are to women.
7. London bridge is falling down falling down *shoots himself*
An account of my trip to London to visit my darling friend Mohammad (*blows kiss*) and what we did in his bed ![]()
8. I grow poppies in my anus…what about you?
Islam, butt sex and my l33t drawing skills. A match made in heaven.
9. Why must they embarrass me all the time?
Some Pakis were not happy about this and blaimed me for over exageration. I assure you. This story is 100% true. The pakis who blaim me for making it up are just in denial of their race’s extreme stupidness.
10. Fork me.
This is the post that really started the whole write something funny and intensify the effect with a silly photo of yourself effect I have used a couple of times in the last 30 days or so. A post about who is the most likely person to recieve my virginity.
11. You know brit paki kids suck hairy bitchtits when…
For quite some time now I wanted to do a post about brit paki kids and how much ass they suck. I kept delaying it. I wanted to do something really special. I’d say I made a very descent effort ![]()
12. I am Butt… Malik Butt… from Chicha Watni
If someone held a knife to my pillow girlfriend Ophelias titties and told me that I had to pick just one post from my entire blog… my favourite… or else he would cut her titties off this would most probably be the one.







congrats dude! and congrats to my own 18th birthday ofc
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Frankey
January 30th, 2006
yeah. How cool. My blog and you share the same birthday
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Abdul
January 30th, 2006
Happy birthday to u happy birthday to u happy birthday favorite blog in the whole wide world,happy birthday to u
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angelic devil
January 30th, 2006
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Abdul
January 30th, 2006
Happy Birthdayyyy!! *wooooo*
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Fatima
January 30th, 2006
Thank you
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Abdul
January 30th, 2006
happy birthday to ur blog abdul .. may it have many more crazy topics to come
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faria
January 30th, 2006
I hope it does too
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Abdul
January 31st, 2006
Happy Blog Birthday man. The chipkali one didn’t make the list
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Beenish
January 31st, 2006
I thought the chipkali one was kinda lame…
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Abdul
January 31st, 2006
I loved it. That one and the banana seller one are my favorite
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Beenish
February 1st, 2006
They’re ALL lame so who cares ? :p
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Frankey
February 1st, 2006
Is that why your my websites most frequent visitor?
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Abdul
February 1st, 2006
I had another errm homo erotic encounter too… with a captain from the army at swat
Maybe I should post that one up too…
going to be hard to remember our conversation… its a bit hazy.
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Abdul
February 1st, 2006
Exactly
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Frankey
February 1st, 2006
A bit hazy? Perhaps the captain got you drunk and took advantage of your young, virile body. Now that’d be an interesting read. I daresay it might increase Frankey’s number of visits
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Beenish
February 1st, 2006
nah nothing like that. I have a lot of self control No one can get me drunk…. unless i wanted to

it was just a nice chat in a dark secluded place at 11 pm… that involved my body… and treasures hidden in his room
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Abdul
February 2nd, 2006
A chat? In a dark secluded place? At 11 pm? Your body and treasures hidden in his room? Oh Abdul…did the nice captain demonstrate how to use a condom properly?
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Beenish
February 2nd, 2006
hahaha no… It had something to do with buddhist sites
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Abdul
February 2nd, 2006