Seeing as how the first MSN convo between me and Paul that I posted got such a fantastic response I decided to put up another one of our amusing conversations. It deals with the sensitive issue of modern day toon porn and the effects it can have on young minds… and of course April’s HOTNESS!!!

Paul : I’m downloading johnny quest
Paul : I hope you appreciate this
Abdul : yay!
Abdul : how many episodes?
Paul : because in order to get it, I had to download
spywear
Paul : and I HATE spyware
Paul : I dunno. I think its the series
Paul : lemme check
Paul : I hope its okay.
Paul : its 650 odd mb
Abdul : wohoo
Paul : usually cartoons are about 170 each
Abdul : yeah that’s the top quality stuff…
they can be under 100 too..
Paul : yeah. so I guess it could be anything from
one episode to the whole series
Paul : I hope its the real adventures. the original
series is just too retro
Paul : there’s an episode of the teenage mutant ninja
turtles based on the two towers
Paul : and there’s one bit where a kid says ‘I’m a
child of the eighties, three bucks don’t mean nothing!’
Paul : I love it when they have reminders that your
cartoon is OLD

Abdul : dude 3 bucks still meant something in the
80’s…
Paul : not if a kid had a crystal capable of ruling
the world

Abdul : yeah I guess not..
all about the context..
Paul : kids in the eighties were a wast of time.
they were all dressed as punks and had really annoying
voices
Paul : at least in TNMT they do. other cartoons
their pretty rad
Paul : oooh I used a michalangelo word ‘Rad’ short
for radicle
Abdul : just like in the 70’s young nigger kids were
into rock and roll…
Abdul : at least in some movies from that era ive
seen.. their rockers..
Abdul : now nigger kids like rap and rnb.
Paul : shame. how low they’ve gone
Abdul : yep… Paul : man I wanna see jonny quest. check out
jessie’s tits.
Paul : what do you think i’ve been doing watching
teenage mutant ninja turtles? April o’neil is supa fine!
Abdul : hahaha
you sad fuck… Paul : no really. april is one FINE bitch!
Paul : why do you think shredder’s always kidnapping
her
Abdul : prolly the only hot natural red head…
Paul : he takes her in the back room and has his
wicked way with her. and she loves it
Paul : I bet she’s into all the kinky spikes and
shit
Abdul : I dont blame her… shredder may be evil…
but still if you had a choice between shredder… and
turtle/rat dick who would you pick
Paul : absolutely. shredders more man than all the
others put together
Paul : and wearing that skin tight suit all day. I
bet it makes her pussy mad hot

Abdul : dude stop it your turning me on..
Abdul : and my grans just outside my room…

Paul : man. one thing that annoys me about cartoons
is all this sick ass toon porn you see on the net
Abdul : they ruin the purity and sensuality of cartoons… right?
Paul : I mean I go to one fansite trying to find out
something about the cartoon. and i’m heaped with dirty rape
stories and shit. and some of it’s REALLY bad
Paul : yeah. I want my cartoon fantasies to be my
own. not have some perve write a whole detailed account of
it!
Abdul : yeah I get you
see when I was 13 I didnt care about that.. I still found
all the flintstones porn I could find and jacked off to it
then I grew up a bit and realised that making up your own
mental images in your brain is much more fun and rewarding.
Paul : I found a mountain of it on the jonny quest
site. and a load of it on the d&d cartoon.
Paul : and some of it is really over the top. and
for some reason all female characters are virgins untill
their broken in by the baddy
Paul : i’ll find the link on the JQ fansite for you
Paul : http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/3512/jqhra.htm
Paul : and if you start jacking off to that, i’ll
kill you
Abdul : haha I wont don’t worry

Abdul : *grabs the vaseline*

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