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Archive for the 'Handy \"stuff\"' Category

Women’s Day Gift Ideas

Wednesday, March 8th, 2006

First of all… Happy Women’s day!
Like my friend Frank always says “I love women… especially when their bent over on the kitchen counter”
It is the time of year when my fellow men give their women gifts and flowers to show them how special they are. The gifts act as great bribes for putting up with [...]

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Why is it banned?
Read this
The blogger blog that caused the ban is: http://drawmohammedweek.blogspot.com/
How hard could It have been to block just one site rather the whole blogger network?
How do I get around it?
Well you shall need a way of surfing through a proxy outside your country. You can use one of many anonymous surfing [...]

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Thank you to Maryam for bringing myheritage.com to my attention.
Basically you give them a front facing photo of you they run some face recognition mumbo jumbo on it and match it with faces of famous people.
Check out all these famous people I look like:
http://jihadthisfilth.com/images/abdulisahottie.jpg
I mean I always knew I was easy on the eyes.. but [...]

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Lonely no more

Monday, October 10th, 2005

Bots that talk have come a long way since last I remember running into one. Spleak Is one such bot for lonely people who can talk to it using MSN messenger.
My Dutch friend Frank (the guy that draws most of the perverted pics you see on my blog) decided to give it a good run [...]

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Another reason to give my virginity to Google

Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

I bring you Google local - UK
What a great resource. Coupled with google maps, this really is impressive stuff.
So much better than the yellow pages and much more fun to use.
I cant stop typing in random words to see what comes up for my local area, this could turn into a new addiction for me.
I [...]

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Why do you even use Internet explorer? :/

Saturday, April 16th, 2005

A list of a few Firefox extensions I use (Not all, just sharing the ones I
think might be useful):

Adblock
Filters ads from web-pages
BBCode
Adds BBCode and HTML to the context menu available on right clicking, allowing
you to make links, quotes, insert image tags etc easily.
ColorZilla
Extract colour from any part of a webpage. Accessible from the status [...]

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Satellite Imagery Tool

Thursday, March 17th, 2005

Yes it’s true! Found about this tool at Chris’s website (chris.pirillo.com)
It’s called World Wind and before I go on let me mention that it’s FREE!
I suppose the easiest way of describing it, is like a globe in your hands. Allows you to zoom in from satellite altitude to any point on Earth. Much more fun [...]

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Hey who turned off the lights!

Sunday, March 13th, 2005

Found a link to this handy took on Chris Pirillo’s website here
Calculates how much power your system will need based on the components, helping you to chose an adequate power supply.
A useful tool for anyone who’s thinking of upgrading their computers, or assembling a new one.
Power Supply calculator
Abdul.

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Holy dancing sock puppets batman!

Thursday, February 10th, 2005

I just slept for 24 hours! Never done that before in my life… as much of my life I can remember anyways.
Also, I discovered another purpose for my surround sound speaker system…
Place your testicles/clitoral hood on one of your speakers (preferably a subwoofer) whilst playing Shism by Tool full volume…. Nothing like it!!
I’ve never seen [...]

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