My Shitty Reality TV Show

Archive for the ' Stories from my life' Category

July 2008

• 6
  • Japanese chicks farting on a guys face (0)

April 2008

• 24
  • It’s been a while since I ripped on brit pakis… (5)

March 2008

• 26
  • Teri pan di phuddi (1)

January 2008

• 20
  • Machete (3)

November 2007

• 28
  • (3)
• 11
  • if you watch one video before you die…. make it this one (7)

September 2007

• 2
  • :| (5)

June 2007

• 3
  • Next Thing You Know They’ll want to Vote! (1)

May 2007

• 3
  • So I was thought showering… (6)

April 2007

• 28
  • There’s Fire Under Those Hijabs! (5)

March 2007

• 30
  • Rate My Suit :D (11)
• 24
  • My Gorgeous Hands And Spartan Kings with scottish accents… (15)
• 17
  • Manliest Men Make Mud Mouthed Monsters Munch Many Mothers (2)

January 2007

• 11
  • Indian Stunt horse… (5)

December 2006

• 12
  • damn 1971… (2)

October 2006

• 25
  • Fly Pelican Fly… (5)
• 10
  • Edinburgh Photography (11)

September 2006

• 28
  • haha i forgot to type in a title and all i saw was a penis. (6)
• 10
  • Abdul Is Going Away. (10)

August 2006

• 10
  • Me l33t Pc Cooling System (20)
• 5
  • I Just Got Owned In My Toilet (7)
• 3
  • Attack Of The Clones (3)
• 2
  • Here You Go Fags (8)

July 2006

• 25
  • Abdul Cut His Hair! OMFG! (25)
• 24
  • The Reason For The Lack Of Updates… (4)

June 2006

• 25
  • Velcro Gloves Baybeh (7)
• 21
  • Japanese Girls Know How To Show You A Good Time (3)
• 13
  • She Loves Getting Head (11)

May 2006

• 31
  • A Short Story By Chuck Palahniuk (15)
• 11
  • Shove THIS Up Che’s Ass And Smoke It (26)

April 2006

• 23
  • Put This On Your Myspace And Smoke It! (6)

March 2006

• 12
  • I iz “Shorty” For A Day. Y’all Know The Song… (5)
• 10
  • Coke Makes Baby Muhammad Cry! Coke… and Cartoons. (19)
• 3
  • We’re gonna need a montage (16)

February 2006

• 6
  • Luke Hinchliffe is a god (13)

January 2006

• 30
  • And all the bunny’s took to the streets and rejoiced… (19)

December 2005

• 4
  • I’ll tell your mommy a few other things too…ho ho ho (40)

November 2005

• 30
  • Doodles only (21)
• 24
  • Why must they embarrass me all the time? (7)
• 9
  • London bridge is falling down falling down *shoots himself* (23)
• 3
  • If you make it bleed you get MY cactus surprise (11)

October 2005

• 21
  • April can write a report about MY downtown area anyday ;) (13)
• 3
  • STOP ISLAMOPHOBIA NOW! (15)

September 2005

• 29
  • *shoots em in the head* *fucks brain out through hole* (9)
• 19
  • They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. (13)
• 14
  • No one messes with the do!! *points at head* (19)
• 12
  • You know you have a geek in your class when… (1)
• 3
  • Stone cold boneration (13)

August 2005

• 25
  • abdu gooin hoooome (6)
• 17
  • Ready for me. (6)
• 14
  • Ma boy’s a man now! (16)
• 7
  • I’m not gay, my boyfriend is. (19)

July 2005

• 27
  • An encounter of the sensual kind. (9)
• 22
  • Chipkali Induced schoolgirl screams (11)
• 16
  • The evil elves switched the keys around! (12)
• 8
  • “Excuse me…there’s a small turd in my food…” “That’s the chicken”… :/ (22)
• 3
  • “…No! I hate hippies” - Cartman (17)

June 2005

• 27
  • You like your bath hot… or warm…? (6)
• 21
  • I ain’t gonna help no kids foo’ (13)
• 20
  • mmmm keep going baby mmm yes thats it.. secx that parametric off my asymptote (4)
• 14
  • Flexing them vocal chords *duffman* OH YEAH!! */duffman* (9)
• 8
  • REAL geeks laugh at chemistry! (10)

May 2005

• 30
  • Hi! I’m Abs’s Anus Worm (12)
• 28
  • Rolly pollies (16)
• 23
  • The clouds parted followed by a nasty smell… (16)
  • I may fade away with the coming morning breeze. (3)
• 14
  • Translation in the Y direction with a factor 2 (6)
• 9
  • We iz snoops innit (7)
• 8
  • An ode to the incident ray (2)
• 5
  • Oh melons! (11)
• 2
  • Wanabee stone age free willy adventurers (14)
• 1
  • A to B (4)

April 2005

• 26
  • A splishy and a splashy and a splish splasharoo (15)
• 20
  • Jackovs guide to: FORCE PULL (7)
• 18
  • Jesus kiddy fiddling Christ… What have I done… (11)
• 17
  • First Blood actually its prolly the 90149th one… (7)
• 16
  • Parting of the sea (52)
• 14
  • Paul’s mom is NOT hot… (5)
• 9
  • Return of THE Georgie Grub (23)
• 7
  • Honey… have you seen my brain anywhere? (5)
  • A simpletonium simpleton. (5)
• 3
  • *eeeeeeeeeeeee* (8)
• 1
  • The sacred clit 1:1 (2)

March 2005

• 30
  • Innocence of a child… ruined… almost ;) (7)
• 29
  • Today… the unthinkable happened (19)
• 25
  • I died and went to heaven for them… (7)
• 23
  • some changes… (2)
  • I finally did it Mama… I did it!! :’( (6)
• 21
  • i r da l33t s3X0r (6)
• 20
  • Damn Easter break! (2)
• 18
  • Its good to be the king (4)
• 14
  • The Best Birthday Present (6)
• 13
  • Poetry for high Iq’s (9)
• 11
  • Geek ul nurde dorkus (7)
• 4
  • Always Ultra: What CANT it suck?! â„¢ (0)
• 2
  • Pussified Theory (20)
• 1
  • Volatile Obsessions of the ball-less behind (0)

February 2005

• 28
  • Snow, Hot italian and “teacher” (4)
• 21
  • Drifting in between consciousness and dreams of naked people (0)
• 20
  • Theres a brown girl in the wind la la la la la (2)
• 17
  • Complexed Teenage Scum (0)
• 14
  • Honesty died and went to hell. (0)
• 13
  • saint su*k my big fat fu*king sa*sage day!! :D (0)
• 9
  • Thori se jo pe le hai (0)
• 8
  • “Im abandoning you now abdul, stop being such a hippy!” - Paul (0)
• 7
  • Im no writer, im just an angry kid with a keyboard (0)
• 6
  • Excessive boredom + Vaseline intensive care = my life ;) (0)
• 1
  • green green hills with the green green grass (0)
  • a *tishu* a *tishu* and it all falls out!! (0)

January 2005

• 31
  • “im not fat im big boned!!” (2)
• 30
  • pretty ickle seeds everywhere… (0)
  • ok then…. (2)

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