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Archive for the 'Stories from my life' Category

El Town Airport Blues

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

I’ve been making the lahore-manchester journey on the plane for about 8 years now. And it’s amazing how nothing’s changed. I’ve been seeing the same characters just in the shape of different people.
1. 4-10 year old children wearing fucking suits!
Does not matter what weather it is! I just travelled to Manchester 2 days ago I [...]

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So guess what I did on the train a few days ago… I took some photos around the train to give you guys a hint…

Yeah I did :p

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Teri pan di phuddi

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

My sister and me doing the pulp fiction at my other sisters mehndi.

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for those who dont get it… i say: “on these fucking sexyy fingers yess… yess we willl.. ooooo”
*shakes head* what a shit fucking video… you are but a shadow of your formel glory abdul just fuck off and die
but…
Yes those are my hands. If you want me to model a watch for your company [...]

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You know what sucks most about being 20?
When your 19 and you look at barely legal 16 (yes 16 is legal in the uk) year old flesh you think… ok… shes a teen shes legal… I’m a teen… fair game.
But when your 20 all that changes… suddenly 16 year olds become toddlers in your eyes [...]

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Edinburgh Photography

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

So yes… here are some photos of edinburgh. Click on them to open up larger sized images. For the panorama at the end click on it… then click on the image that appears to open it up full screen.
Just a random photo of some building… I have no idea what the building is.

Here is a [...]

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I still don’t have internet in my room and hence the lack of a more immediate update. As promised here are some photos of my room.

Yes I opened my laptop just for this photo…

My room key, phone, lighter, swiss army knife and two adorable breast cancer research ribons that I wear frequently because their pretty [...]

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Abdul Is Going Away.

Sunday, September 10th, 2006

To Edinburgh for 5 years. You know… uni stuff.
Edinburgh is the capital city of Scotland for those who do not know and a gorgeous place check out some photos here if you are interested.
Abdul will be moving his place of residence yet again. It has become second nature to me and does not bother me [...]

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Me l33t Pc Cooling System

Thursday, August 10th, 2006

My pc kept shutting off due to overheating whenever I would do some lenghty video encoding stuff or played a system intensive video game… so I did what all true geeks do… sacrificed my comfort (I only have one fan…) to make my pc more comfortable:

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I Just Got Owned In My Toilet

Saturday, August 5th, 2006

Your peeing… phone in one hand and look down and see this ^
Yeah… a thread sticking out of your shirt so you do what anyone would do and pull at it… So I grab the end and pluck it with all my might… only this time the thread turned out to be something else.
Yes ladies [...]

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