Loading ...Date: 10th of March 2006.
Abdul: In his bed half awake half asleep.
Granny comes in… wakes me up. Tells me to go down and get something to eat… and says:
“Coke ab say nahi pena… woh jews banatay hain… hum musalmanoon ko bari museebat dali hoi hai un khabeeso nay”
Which roughly trainslates to: “You are not to drink coke from now on. It is a jewish product. Those assholes have given all us muslims a headache”
It’s a good thing I had my back to her and the quilt was covering my whole body so she couldn’t see me trying to stop myself from laughing my ass off…
*sigh*
Maybe I should go around the house and chuck all the appliances and furniture out and discontinue my grannys subscription to Sky which she uses to watch her urdu channels hell while I am at it why not just bring the whole house down… Even though the companies that made these products or make products used to make these things might not be owned by a Jew. I am sure jews must have stock in these companies and her having bought a product from the company MUST have benefited some filthy jew somewhere and he definitely would have donated that money to the Isral army specifically for the purpose of killing palentinian children… yes…
Man my granny has really opened my eyes! Excuse me while I go make bombs with my Dr Trickles chemistry play set and get my revenge on these zionist bitches.
ALLAH HUAKBAR! MASHALLAH! ALLHAMDULILAH! LA ILAHA ILALAHU MUHAMMAD UN RASOOLULLAH!
kojay:p
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Zh*
March 10th, 2006
YOU GO ABDUL!
JIHAD JIHAD! INSHALLA! BUKRA! MALAYSH!!!!
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Mr PC
March 10th, 2006
Thanks for the support paul my main man.
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Abdul
March 10th, 2006
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Abdul
March 10th, 2006
LOL! and apparently, theres also 0.9999999% and more 0.999 something alcohol in it too. The al qaeda league in our class told us. NO COKE. NO NO NO COKE!
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Sanaa
March 10th, 2006
not to mention how coca cola reads as the first kalma if held in a certain light.
what a load of crock frankly.
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asfand
March 10th, 2006
call me an infidel
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sanu
March 10th, 2006
hahahahha
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Abdul
March 10th, 2006
infidel!
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Abdul
March 10th, 2006
haha yeah… that one was classic.
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Abdul
March 10th, 2006
happy birthday!
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phatty
March 12th, 2006
thank you
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Abdul
March 12th, 2006
I agree with ur gran…
and then..i can finally wear drainpipes..
boycott all jewish produce…
lets all starve ourselves…
yay!
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Kohlly xXx
March 13th, 2006
you can wrap my drainpipe around you anytime…
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Abdul
March 13th, 2006
hello again baita u didnt come yet plj cum ….i want u….i am ur mom….and yeah bring ur gay lover with u ..i have a good news ur brother came outta closet too hes a man whore sukin diks for 5 buks and ur sis is porn star in beastility porns specializing in pig sex
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abduls mom
March 18th, 2006
You’re a fucking retard
Go fuck yourself. no one’s laughing at your sucky reply
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mr unPC
March 28th, 2006
yay for cartman
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cio cio san
May 18th, 2006
your sis is a porn star ?? :O
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vetch
May 18th, 2006
really?
And I thought my family was talentless… nice to know otherwise.
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Abdul
May 18th, 2006