My Shitty Reality TV Show

Date: 10th of March 2006.
Abdul: In his bed half awake half asleep.

Granny comes in… wakes me up. Tells me to go down and get something to eat… and says:

“Coke ab say nahi pena… woh jews banatay hain… hum musalmanoon ko bari museebat dali hoi hai un khabeeso nay”

Which roughly trainslates to: “You are not to drink coke from now on. It is a jewish product. Those assholes have given all us muslims a headache”

It’s a good thing I had my back to her and the quilt was covering my whole body so she couldn’t see me trying to stop myself from laughing my ass off…

*sigh*

Maybe I should go around the house and chuck all the appliances and furniture out and discontinue my grannys subscription to Sky which she uses to watch her urdu channels hell while I am at it why not just bring the whole house down… Even though the companies that made these products or make products used to make these things might not be owned by a Jew. I am sure jews must have stock in these companies and her having bought a product from the company MUST have benefited some filthy jew somewhere and he definitely would have donated that money to the Isral army specifically for the purpose of killing palentinian children… yes…

Man my granny has really opened my eyes! Excuse me while I go make bombs with my Dr Trickles chemistry play set and get my revenge on these zionist bitches.

ALLAH HUAKBAR! MASHALLAH! ALLHAMDULILAH! LA ILAHA ILALAHU MUHAMMAD UN RASOOLULLAH!