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Everybody was kung-fu fighting

January 13th, 2006 |  
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4606002.stm :(
hajj stampede

I think It is high time the Saudi Government takes measures to limit the number of pilgrims. A good first step would be to ban anyone from performing the pilgrimage if they have already done it once.

Quite sad really…you go to your Gods house to worship him and he decides to be all greedy and keeps you forever. Some muslims claim that if you die whilst performing hajj you go straight to heaven… Yep I read a few people say how the people that died were “lucky” because they were going to go to heaven…I ought to pin them down jump on them continuously and then ask them how they feel.

hajj, pilgrimage, hajj stampede

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30 Responses to “Everybody was kung-fu fighting”

  1. we muslims always find a rational reasoning behind anything that goes wrong. Instead of fixing the problem they are stuck with “is mein Allah ki koyee muslehat hey”.

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    MySchizoBuddy

  2. Did you know the stampede was caused by a couple people tripping over some luggage? I thought maybe a group of people probably saw an actual glimpse of the Satan or something…

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    Beenish

  3. Wtf was “luggage” doing there? :S

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    Abdul

  4. err these bangladeshi and other weird pilgrims like to carry stuff in their bags on their backs.

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    papier-mache

  5. I know people carry small bags to keep the stones in. Didn’t know about big backpacks…
    haha yes… lets blame the bengalis… i never liked those damn fish eaters anyway.

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    Abdul

  6. Just an excuse for people not to take action. “hum kiya kar saktay hain… allah ki marzi”

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    Abdul

  7. Allah ki marzi.. hupppppppp :S

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    faria

  8. *smacks*

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    Abdul

  9. Allah ki marzi
    *smaks back*

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    faria

  10. yes u shouldn’t have been there. stay home. :P

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    MySchizoBuddy

  11. hahaa *sigh* and I thought i was great at making lame comments…
    but dayem playa you iz da shizzle.

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    Abdul

  12. stop the damn paki alright i cant make shit out of it :P

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    Frankey

  13. well ask then.. ho’
    allah ki marzi = its gods will.

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    Abdul

  14. err these bangladeshi and other weird pilgrims like to carry stuff in their bags on their backs.

    hahah,isko dekho…lol,bhai,hajj ke beech mein log samaan utha ker nahi ghoomte

    laauaulzz LTD (laugh till death) lollolx

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    shahzad

  15. There you go!! theres a bad habbit of yours! you smack back when smacked! :( You are supposed to let the weaker one (me!) have the last shot!

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    Abdul

  16. i will ner let u win ! muhahahahah
    this is also Allah ki marzi ! = GOds will
    happy frankey ?

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    faria

  17. Abdul. says:
    well.. i comb my hair with a big pink comb.
    Abdul. says:
    what she DOESNT know.. is that i LOVE the pink comb…

    he loves his pink comb ppl :)

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    faria

  18. ‘hahah,isko dekho…lol,bhai,hajj ke beech mein log samaan utha ker nahi ghoomte

    laauaulzz LTD (laugh till death) lollolx’

    erm acha..you’d know better

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    papier-mache

  19. every year this happens. Funnily enough its always when the pilgrims go to throw stones at the pillars reprisenting the devil. If you ask me, I think ol B.L. Zeebub gets his own back. (If you’re gonna mess with Satan, you’re gonna have to throw bigger stones)

    It seems really strange to me that a million people can spontaniously get together in downtown Beirut and two million people can file past the body of Pope Jean Paul II without any problem. The Saudis know its going to happen, (it happens every year!) and yet still they can’t keep their hands off each others asses and starting a stampede.

    Right! Next year I’m going on the Hajj. And I’m gonna be the dickhead standing at the very back with a cattleprod

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    guess who (go on abdul, guess)

  20. Its God’s Will??? What RETARDS!

    What kind of a God wants twenty thousand people stamping on your balls? “You have lived a Holy and devout life, you will go to paradise - just after 20 thousand people stamp on your balls.” I figure this is an interesting form of heathen smiting.
    Remember:- My God is bigger than yours

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    Mr PC

  21. hahaha man that would own. Lets do that together. You get the cattleprods ill get the plane tickets.

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    Abdul

  22. yes balls…or titties…

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    Abdul

  23. which is what i always thought… But I figured with her getting what 98 percent? at olevel islamiat she would know better. Guess not :/

    Can we blame the bengalis anyway?

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    Abdul

  24. No one cares… I told you…haha You made me lost all trust in you for nothing.

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    Abdul

  25. ewww.

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    Zh*

  26. me

  27. Now THATS my nigga! :D

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    Abdul Nusrat

  28. btw… you cant enter the sacred parts of mecca if your not a muslim… you’ll need to do a beheading video as proof.

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    Abdul Nusrat

  29. now where am i gonna find some one I can behead. Maybe if I broke into a morgue?

    You mean to become muslim you don’t just sign some Faustian Pact? (for all the philistines among you, Faust sold his soul to Satan - in return for several pebbles maybe?)

    Isn’t it ironic that my initials are PC?

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    me (again)

  30. hello.

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    Abdul

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