This is your captain speaking. We've crash landed at the frontal lobe. Please vacate the plane with care. We don't know what you might find on the outside...but it will most probably be quite fucked up

Going to pakiland in a few hours… NOT looking forward to being crammed in a small place with 400 annoying people…

But luckily my super gran and my funny 11 year old cousin who thinks I’m super cool and equal in status to a god are accompanying me to jihad land so I shan’t have to sit next to some irritating person who asks all sorts of questions about my life.
Is it so hard for people to understand that when I put my head down and start reading a book it means leave me the fuck alone you goat herding towelheads. Apparently It is…
And I always seem to get stuck with one of them… sods law!

See you on the other side of the ocean.

Abdul

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21 Responses to ““Excuse me…there’s a small turd in my food…” “That’s the chicken”… :/”

  1. ahaha *points and laughs*

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    nabil

  2. Doh u doubleposted

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    Frankey

  3. ,|,,

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    Abdul

  4. *eeeek*

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    Abdul

  5. nice blog abdul :)

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    Sofia

  6. Have fun…. :P

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    Saroosh

  7. i hope when u come here its super hot and you faint of dehydration and then you have to eat our paki mediciens and then your shit becomes runny and then u cant eat nice food and u go back with an inflated colon
    :)

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    rAh3m/-\*high*

  8. I love the heat.. too bad its only 30 degrees here :/

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    Abdul

  9. thank you… whoever you are…

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    Abdul

  10. ahh.
    I shall protect all the children in my family.
    maulana abdul approaches =\

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    sanu

  11. Yes that would be a wise thing to do… especially is they under 7 and like to sit on people’s laps.

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    Abdul

  12. hahah, so abdul is entering the “land of pure” =P

    have funn =)

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    sarah

  13. haha..
    land of jihad my a.ss.. :P anyways..njoy ur tym dere..I would give quite a lot to be able to go dere..
    er..just occured 2 me..u know who I am right..?
    I hope so..and I’m not stalking u..I just can b arsed to do my maths h/w.. :P cyaz

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    rabz

  14. Well commenting on my blog can hardly be considered “stalking”

    And maths is fun!! I’ll gladly do your homework for you. GCSE I’m guessing?
    Not many people are crazy enough to take it up at alevels…

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    Abdul

  15. in which city u r living pk?

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    Saroosh

  16. Lahore :)

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    Abdul

  17. its pretty nice city…but going there in summer sucks..

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    Saroosh

  18. Its not that hot at the moment… I’m told I just missed the big heat wave :)

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    Abdul

  19. rahema, what makes you think abdul doesn’t already have an inflated colon?

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    asfand

  20. Yeah you would know ;) eh asf baby… :flirt:

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    Abdul

  21. Hey abs cud u do my maths homework if u like maths so much???

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    Areeba

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