My Shitty Reality TV Show

Japanese chicks farting on a guys face

Abdul — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:05:50 +0000

Posted this a while back but youtube removed it. Googled “japanese girl farts” and found it someplace else
God bless googles search engine algorithms.

It’s been a while since I ripped on brit pakis…

Abdul — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:18:19 +0000

Heres a few things i found online…

Roses are red
Pakis are brown
thats my race
so don’t put it down!!
My PAKI pride
I will not hide
My PAKI race
I will not disgrace
My PAKI blood
flows hot & true
My PAKI peeps
I will stand by you
thru thick & thin
till the day we die
Our PAKI flag
Always stands high
I yell this poem
Louder than all the rest.
cuz every 1 knows
PAKIS ARE THE BEST!!!
PAKI Pride in my mind
PAKI BLOOD is my kind
So step aside and let me through
Cuz its all about the PAKI crew
Life sucks and then u die
but if your PAKI
You die with good ass pride!!!!!!!

PAKIZ RULE N U KNOW ITZ TRU,PAKIZ KUMMIN SO LET US THROUGH,
IF U AINT A PAKI GET DA FK OUT OV DIZ BAND,OR WELL SMAK U WID A HARD RYT HAND,U CANT KOMPARE WID US SO DONT EVEN TRY,KOZ WE BATTLERZ MAN WE FLY SO HIGH,U AINT GOT SHIT ON US YAH KNOW,BUH STILL WE PUMPED ALL YAH BITCHEZ N HOEZ.
DIZ SHIT IZ ALL BOUT PAKIZ SO ANY OOOVA MUVAAFUKA GO SUK YAH MUM!

Teri pan di phuddi

Abdul — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:13:55 +0000

My sister and me doing the pulp fiction at my other sisters mehndi.

Machete

Abdul — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:00:22 +0000

Cant wait for this to come out!

Abdul — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:43:11 +0000

Yeah I hate red too. Unless its the inside of Conors asshole.

if you watch one video before you die…. make it this one

Abdul — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:28:49 +0000

After experiencing this 4 min 35 secs of pure nirvana inducing sweet symphony of visuals and sounds I just feel this is what I was born to do… what my life has been leading up to… Slowly simmering away.
Mark my words before i die I WILL make a video topping this!!

Sure I’ll have to gain a few pounds… buy a HD video camera… find a way to give my face that dirty complexion get the hair style down… but damnit I will get there! All those are easy anyway the tough bit is to find a female willing to indulge in this saintly endevour…

I just realized I’m prolly related to these assholes in some way. The songs punjabi so I’m guessing the people are too… see I told you… It’s fate maaan I must do this!

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Abdul — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 22:34:10 +0000

The Osama

Abdul — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:35:00 +0000

My fav position is The Osama: I lay back and she blows the hell out of me.

Jesus Goes To The Porn Convention

Abdul — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:50:47 +0000

“Have you been nailed in all three holes yet? No? I have.”

“Gives New Meaning To Private Dick”

Abdul — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 22:47:47 +0000

Best… Job…Ever…

source

Read.. pay special attention to the 2nd paragraph…

Illegal city brothels will proliferate in Melbourne’s city centre, according to the owners of legal brothels, unless the State Government cracks down on their operators.

The warning came after the Melbourne City Council last night decided against resuming its former policy of paying private investigators to have sex in illegal brothels, to gather evidence of a breach of planning rules.

Instead, Lord Mayor John So will join with the Municipal Association of Victoria to put pressure on the State Government’s Consumer Affairs Department to do more about illegal brothels.

Planners say illegal brothels in the city centre are growing.

Under the 1994 Prostitution Control Act, which legalised prostitution in Victoria, Consumer Affairs Victoria is charged with enforcement action against illegal operators. But critics say the department never takes action against illegal brothels.

Municipal Association of Victoria president Dick Gross wrote to Premier Steve Bracks earlier this year complaining that the department had never taken “successful enforcement action against an illegal brothel”.

Cr Gross said last night he was pleased the Lord Mayor was taking up the issue.

But the Australian Adult Entertainment Industry, the group representing legal brothels and escort agencies, dismissed the Lord Mayor’s response as “half-baked”.

Thanks to digg.com