Fly Pelican Fly…
October 25th, 2006 |
read: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6083468.stm

You know you’re scum when another bird ends up eating YOU instead of the fishys in the water.
I think the pelican should be awarded a Victoria Cross… (British equivalent of the medal of honour… fucking Americans…) It’s quite a feat for a bird thats usually accustomed to swallowing slippery small fishes *golf clap* I wonder if it will be a case of “once you go black you never go back” with the pelican… I hope so.
P.S… did you catch my Tony Montana Scarface reference with the title? haha man… I’m so witty *blows hot air from his mouth onto his nails then rubs them against his very very black shirt*







add this link to your story: http://www.break.com/index/pelican_tries_to_eat_a_pigeon.html
i think thats the exact same thing…
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Frankey
October 25th, 2006
nah…. this pelican actually swalloed it :p this was a hardcore brit pelican
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Abdul
October 26th, 2006
Awwww I feel so sorry for that cute pigeon
LIKE WTF IT’S CANNIBALISM!!
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Frankey
October 26th, 2006
is it cannibalism. i’m a mammel, so is my friend’s cat.
plenty of birds eat other birds. this ones just sick of being hit with pigeon shit
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Lord Cambridge
October 28th, 2006
poor bird.
poor poor bird.
both o’ em.
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theplasticpoet
November 25th, 2006