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Fly Pelican Fly…

October 25th, 2006 |  
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read: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6083468.stm

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You know you’re scum when another bird ends up eating YOU instead of the fishys in the water.

I think the pelican should be awarded a Victoria Cross… (British equivalent of the medal of honour… fucking Americans…) It’s quite a feat for a bird thats usually accustomed to swallowing slippery small fishes *golf clap* I wonder if it will be a case of “once you go black you never go back” with the pelican… I hope so.

P.S… did you catch my Tony Montana Scarface reference with the title? haha man… I’m so witty *blows hot air from his mouth onto his nails then rubs them against his very very black shirt*

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5 Responses to “Fly Pelican Fly…”

  1. add this link to your story: http://www.break.com/index/pelican_tries_to_eat_a_pigeon.html

    i think thats the exact same thing…

    [Reply]

    Frankey

  2. nah…. this pelican actually swalloed it :p this was a hardcore brit pelican

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  3. Awwww I feel so sorry for that cute pigeon :( LIKE WTF IT’S CANNIBALISM!!

    [Reply]

    Frankey

  4. is it cannibalism. i’m a mammel, so is my friend’s cat.

    plenty of birds eat other birds. this ones just sick of being hit with pigeon shit

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    Lord Cambridge

  5. poor bird.

    poor poor bird.

    both o’ em.

    [Reply]

    theplasticpoet

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