Flying Koran’s with lasers!
February 3rd, 2006 |
Here is a clip from a paki movie called International Gorillay
A movie basically about Salman Rushdie getting pwnz0r3d by flying korans equipped with lasers… and other nasties.
For those who do not know who Salman Rushdie is. He is the author of the book The Satanic Verses a book that caused much over the top reactions from the muslims, as usual, to the extend that a Fatwa (muslims were ordered to kill him) was launched on Mr Rushdie.
Go here for more on Rushdie.
Anyhoo check out the clip: flying korans
Isn’t paki cinema like totally the best







Yes it is.You have made my mum so happy.
[Reply]
Sanaa
February 3rd, 2006
Yes I have quite a talent for pleasing middle aged women…
[Reply]
Abdul
February 3rd, 2006
Using their brains for a start would make their movies a lot better :p
[Reply]
Frankey
February 3rd, 2006
no.. see with paki films… what you have to do is to watch them whilst stoned out of your mind.
[Reply]
Abdul
February 3rd, 2006
arent drugs illegal in pakistan then? i mean here weed is legal so it can be ‘enjoyable’ for those who smoke it…but arent u gonna get raped if u do it there?
[Reply]
Frankey
February 3rd, 2006
they are… just like most other place. It’s the same for any illegal substance… it is illegal but always easily available. Plus you forget pakiland is right next to afghanistan… those fuckers know how to make all sort of crazy stuff.
[Reply]
Abdul
February 3rd, 2006
Oh. My. G… Yes, you have to be stoned senseless to enjoy this.
[Reply]
Beenish
February 3rd, 2006
actually i enjoyed this clip lot without being stoned… I’m just saying it would prolly be a lot more enjoyable stoned…
[Reply]
Abdul
February 4th, 2006
Soo all those UFO sightings were actually flying qurans. hmmm Good laser guidance system they have there. pinpoint accuracy
[Reply]
MySchizoBuddy
February 4th, 2006
Indeed. It’ll be most invigorating. All Punjabi movies made in Pakistan are so far beyond the logical realm. I want to see a Punjabi rendition of LOTR now…I don’t know why I want that :s
[Reply]
Beenish
February 4th, 2006
yes. pinpoint accuracy indeed. i liek the nosebleeding bit:p
[Reply]
Sanaa
February 4th, 2006
Of course they have pinpoint accuracy… it’s qurans. It would be an insult to muslims if they didn’t… you don’t want them to go around burning stuff over it…
[Reply]
Abdul
February 4th, 2006
hahaha that would kick so much butt

i cant wait for cheap dialogue to take place between sam and frodo
[Reply]
Abdul
February 4th, 2006
So…do they even make profit filming that crap? I mean, it may be almost free with the cheap tecniques they use but no-one watches it… :p
[Reply]
Frankey
February 4th, 2006
So…do they even make profit filming that crap? I mean, it may be almost free with the cheap tecniques they use but no-one watches it… :p Or wasnt it made for profit but to “express emotions” as every singer says who’s still as commercial as bill gates
[Reply]
Frankey
February 4th, 2006
They don’t make much profit if any…
[Reply]
Abdul
February 5th, 2006
i just saw your previous post and your drawn picture. you and everyone who replies here just make me sad. just so very sad. just reinforces in my mind what the modern world really and truely stands for.
[Reply]
Arafat
February 5th, 2006
Well you just replied so that includes you too I guess. Thanks for dropping by.
[Reply]
Abdul
February 5th, 2006