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Flying Koran’s with lasers!

February 3rd, 2006 |  
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Here is a clip from a paki movie called International Gorillay

A movie basically about Salman Rushdie getting pwnz0r3d by flying korans equipped with lasers… and other nasties.

For those who do not know who Salman Rushdie is. He is the author of the book The Satanic Verses a book that caused much over the top reactions from the muslims, as usual, to the extend that a Fatwa (muslims were ordered to kill him) was launched on Mr Rushdie.

Go here for more on Rushdie.

Anyhoo check out the clip: flying korans

Isn’t paki cinema like totally the best :D

salman rushdie, flying korans, lollywood, paki cinema

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18 Responses to “Flying Koran’s with lasers!”

  1. Yes it is.You have made my mum so happy.

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    Sanaa

  2. Yes I have quite a talent for pleasing middle aged women…

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    Abdul

  3. Using their brains for a start would make their movies a lot better :p

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    Frankey

  4. no.. see with paki films… what you have to do is to watch them whilst stoned out of your mind.

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    Abdul

  5. arent drugs illegal in pakistan then? i mean here weed is legal so it can be ‘enjoyable’ for those who smoke it…but arent u gonna get raped if u do it there?

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    Frankey

  6. they are… just like most other place. It’s the same for any illegal substance… it is illegal but always easily available. Plus you forget pakiland is right next to afghanistan… those fuckers know how to make all sort of crazy stuff.

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    Abdul

  7. Oh. My. G… Yes, you have to be stoned senseless to enjoy this.

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    Beenish

  8. actually i enjoyed this clip lot without being stoned… I’m just saying it would prolly be a lot more enjoyable stoned…

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    Abdul

  9. Soo all those UFO sightings were actually flying qurans. hmmm Good laser guidance system they have there. pinpoint accuracy

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    MySchizoBuddy

  10. Indeed. It’ll be most invigorating. All Punjabi movies made in Pakistan are so far beyond the logical realm. I want to see a Punjabi rendition of LOTR now…I don’t know why I want that :s

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    Beenish

  11. yes. pinpoint accuracy indeed. i liek the nosebleeding bit:p

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    Sanaa

  12. Of course they have pinpoint accuracy… it’s qurans. It would be an insult to muslims if they didn’t… you don’t want them to go around burning stuff over it…

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    Abdul

  13. hahaha that would kick so much butt :D
    i cant wait for cheap dialogue to take place between sam and frodo :D

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    Abdul

  14. So…do they even make profit filming that crap? I mean, it may be almost free with the cheap tecniques they use but no-one watches it… :p

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    Frankey

  15. So…do they even make profit filming that crap? I mean, it may be almost free with the cheap tecniques they use but no-one watches it… :p Or wasnt it made for profit but to “express emotions” as every singer says who’s still as commercial as bill gates

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    Frankey

  16. They don’t make much profit if any…

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    Abdul

  17. i just saw your previous post and your drawn picture. you and everyone who replies here just make me sad. just so very sad. just reinforces in my mind what the modern world really and truely stands for.

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    Arafat

  18. Well you just replied so that includes you too I guess. Thanks for dropping by.

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    Abdul

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