Loading ...Time for a new poll (scroll down its on your right, found it? good) but this time instead of just start a new one and let people do their thing. I’m going to talk in detail about it.
The question I’m asking is “Who do you think Abdul will lose his virginity to” lets look at the options in detail shall we
Op 1: Frank
This guy is like the total package. Very funny, he always has a humourous story from his past to fit any occasion. He also has the honour of making me laugh for the longest time at a stretch.
And his cock is totally huge. See those things hanging in the back, those are actually used condoms being hanged out to dry.
Even though he says he is straight… I know deep down he is a little bi-curious 
maybe we can explore that curiosity further when I visit dutchland to see him.
Op 2: Paul
One of my first “friends” in England. Known him for two years now. Even when this guy knows jackshit about something he still has this amazing ability to make what he’s saying sound really smart. The king of racist jokes, very witty knows exactly what joke to crack at what occasion. The first white guy to call me paki His non-pcness/holier than thou attitude will for always be loved.
Oh and he’s going to Cambridge next year, he’s going to be a rich doctor someday.
He also claims he is straight. But I mean just look at that photo. He took his shirt off grabbed an axe posed and had his dad take a photo… it is the sort of picture you might find in a cheap homo-erotic magazine.
Op 3: Mohammad
The oldest friend who I am still regularly in touch with. He can be bitchier than girls at times but still I love him, never lets you get bored. I just feel very comfortable with him and He totally finds me taking photos hot Check out the tunnel love photo. I think we look cute together Oh and I have been fully assured that the big nose does not get in the way when he kisses someone.
Just read this Need I say more?
Op 4: A 10 dollar hooker
There was an interesting article on the bbc website. Apparently more men than ever are now paying for sex. But I am not sure if that is true. Maybe its just that more men are now being honest about it.
Op 5: A big fat guy called “Steve”
He’s lonely I’m lonely we get drunk things happen. Man can you imagine the immense strain on my back when he takes me from behind. I mean he’ll obviously have to gather all his tummy fat put it on my back so he can get his sausage inside me.
Sort of like this:
Hopefully I’ll be too drunk to remember.
Op6: A girl his mommy finds for him
You know how it happens…Your 30 something, still a virgin, miserable. Your mommy feels sorry for her baby boy and ends up fixing you up with her friends daughters classmates cousins homely niece. The sort you can totally treat like shit and still have the shex with.
Of course the downside to that is that before you can make sweet love you have to sing gay ass songs with her and dance in a pretty place like idiots. Talk about high maintenance.
So it could look something like this…
Yes I specifically took a photo of me in my pj’s in my room with my butt sticking out for this entry
Op 7: Me (yes you!)
If your interested, please use the contact me page. K plz tnkx cya
Op 8: To the “girl of his dreams”
*sigh*
Op 9: He shall die a virgin. Like Jesus
Now the interesting thing, will be to see whether you think I’ll let myself die a virgin… or if desperation will get the better of me and I end up bumping unmentionables with steve/hooker
VOTE NOW!
Hahahaha this has got to be the best topic ever! I think you can go the girl of your dreams if you finally get the courage to actually say something to her…and then she’s gotta like you too ofcourse :p Otherwise it’s probably steve…or that Ron dude from Harry Potter, he’s so ghey he fills up every hole he spots!
Here’s the proof
takes a while to load just view it
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Frankey
December 15th, 2005
ewww readheads :/
haha funny cuz people used to call me harry potter back when i was 13
match made in heaven perhaps?
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Abdul
December 15th, 2005
lol what do you mean back when you were 13!? i can name at least ONE person who called you that very recently =P
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XcentriC
December 15th, 2005
shhh!!!
damn you!!
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Abdul
December 15th, 2005
you are a sad man abdul !!! get a girl or ur moms friends sisters friends niece !! or some one like tht !! SICK person ! but it was quite funny
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faria
December 15th, 2005
Getting a girl isnt too hard but I don’t want to get just any girl…
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Abdul
December 15th, 2005
abdul could have definately got a blond haired blue eyed chick for some red hot Aryan lovin’. but he’s too much of a pussy. I figure he’ll either end up with a nice girl his mommy picks out for him or he’ll grow some balls and get his pound of red hot blond flesh.
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paul
December 15th, 2005
green > blue
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Abdul
December 15th, 2005
even better!
oooh theres a vote for me!!
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paul
December 17th, 2005
yeah green eyes are the best.
haha yep… someone must have obviously liked that topless photo.
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Abdul
December 17th, 2005
oh .. wht girl do u want then?. *anuty voice *u would have to work hard to get thr girl of u dareeems bayta .. girls these days very demanding
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faria
December 17th, 2005
No one you know
well my dream girl wouldnt be demanding 
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Abdul
December 17th, 2005
we’ll seeeeeeeee
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faria
December 17th, 2005
shoo!
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Abdul
December 17th, 2005
OPTION #4 WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER. What on earth posessed you to PUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON THE INTERNET??!?!??!
Oh, wait, it’s the Internet. Never mind. Rock on.
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Mush
December 18th, 2005
The 10 dollar hooker could teach you a little somethign Abdul……and yes….the image was VERY scary:| i feel sorry for that midget trapped under her:P
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Sanaa
December 18th, 2005
Yes my site is not for the faint of heart i am afraid.
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Abdul
December 18th, 2005
haha yep.. im pretty skinny, thats why i specifically chose that photo
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Abdul
December 18th, 2005
the $10 hooker seems cute. imagine the ripple effect. you could play all day!
dude, but seriously. op#2 is sexy aswell. ahhahaha.
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asfand
December 19th, 2005
BOo!!
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faria
December 19th, 2005
haha yeah there is that!!
oh yeah paul aint bad at all… if he didnt think every female was stupid and belonged in the kitched hed have a chick by now.
I could punch her in the tummy and capture the ripples using those special slow-mo cameras
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Abdul
December 19th, 2005
*sho’s her off again*
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Abdul
December 19th, 2005
whats wrong with thinking that? I always say “there’s nothing better than a woman in the kitchen, than a woman in the kitchen bent over”
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Frankey
December 19th, 2005
yeah thats why im going to die a virgin… Girls love men who treat them like slaves
I cant do that 
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Abdul
December 19th, 2005
naah, they dont!
And mum isn’t choosing no girlie for you, gotta have the balls to find her yourself.
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noreen
December 19th, 2005
Of course they do. Arrogant alpha males who think their better than you are sexy to most women.
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Abdul
December 19th, 2005
Indeed, you think a lion goes easy on the female lion when she moans? Hell no he fucking charges her ass even harder! And it may not seem so but they love it too!
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Frankey
December 19th, 2005
someones been watching too much animal planet.
i miss that channel
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Abdul
December 19th, 2005
havent ya got it then ? :/
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Frankey
December 20th, 2005
No I dont!
You need to subcribe for it… and i dont miss it enough yet to want to pay for it 
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Abdul
December 20th, 2005
w00t! we got it free :p we need to pay for cartoon network though
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Frankey
December 20th, 2005
:Pboooooooooooooooooo:D
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faria
December 21st, 2005
we get everything free.The cable people have forgotten about us.we’ve been watchign free star plus for 2 years now.
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Sanaa
December 23rd, 2005
hahahaaa ok umm im gonna go with the find the girl of ur dreams bit:p everything else seems a bit too horrifying to be allowed in an indie movie:p
oh wait this is an indie movie right? :S whoops wrong window *whistles innocently and walks away*
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Zo
December 24th, 2005
haha glad to see you have faith in my sexiness
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Abdul
December 24th, 2005
so you get FREE star plus and still you write an article to whine about it.
tsk tsk!
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Abdul
December 24th, 2005
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