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Holy dancing sock puppets batman!

February 10th, 2005 |  
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I just slept for 24 hours! Never done that before in my life… as much of my life I can remember anyways.
Also, I discovered another purpose for my surround sound speaker system…

Place your testicles/clitoral hood on one of your speakers (preferably a subwoofer) whilst playing Shism by Tool full volume…. Nothing like it!!
I’ve never seen Princess Tinkerbell make sounds like the ones she made me make!!
Good thing granny wasn’t at home ;) EDIT: And I’ve just been told by my good friend Nick, that earphones work really well too!!
It also works really well with any of Ustad Zakir Husseins Tabla instrumentals…
Go on experiment, and do tell me which songs worked best for you ;)
testicles, vibration, pleasure, music

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One Response to “Holy dancing sock puppets batman!”

  1. will try. :P
    listen to schism on frequency flyback set to the lower vocal ranges. you can hear him speak something not on the lyrics.

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    theplasticpoet

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