Loading ...I received a rather interesting letter in the mail today. It was by a charity organisation called “world emergency relief”
I have posted a photo of the letter below, do read it. (My address has been blurred out as entrance to my stalkers club is now no longer available to the general public)
It goes on to inform me how Africa is so poor and basically how even the smallest contribution by me will help people etc etc etc.
Now you must wonder if two pence can really make a difference to some poor sods life why in the name of Mary would they send it to me?!. Surely they could have sent it to those kids in Africa with the flies all over their faces. But no! they chose to send it to me thinking it will help get their point across better. Well boy were they wrong.
The letter was ripped up and thrown in the trash can. But fear not! I am not yet a man with hollow emptiness where my heart should be. The two pence was wasted not. They were used by myself to buy these:
What happened next…
followed by…
*licks fingers* *cleans up the mess*
Thank you Children’s Food Fund! *\o/*
dude.
weak. terribly weak.
however, i question what the fuck those idiots are trying to do anyway? :S
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asfand
June 21st, 2005
LOOOOOL! Printing that letter in coloured ink is another 2 pennies gone. Can you imagine that? 1 Letter + 2 pennies sent to you…they just killed 4 people by doing so!
*grins about funny pictures*
They’re so cruel
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Frankey
June 21st, 2005
Exactly. I mean they send you a two page letter saying how even two pennies help… and they send you two pennies free with it… WTF :/
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Abdul
June 21st, 2005
Meh the African kids killed were prolly going to die of aids or something anyways… They did the world a favour by getting rid of the dirty bastards at an early age.
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Abdul
June 21st, 2005
omg i cant stop laughing at those pictures :p
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Frankey
June 21st, 2005
haha… now that youve seen my tongue… imagine it circling around your anus… nice thought yes? :p
haha i have no idea where that came from… Damn morning hornyness :p
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Abdul
June 22nd, 2005
LOL!!! Rather not…thanks anyway. Dont think your tongue will like it either…*hides anus far away*
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Frankey
June 22nd, 2005
Dude… trust me I’ve had worse stuff put on my tongue…
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Abdul
June 23rd, 2005
hey abdul
did it feel nice nibbling the gummy ears
and sucking that ball………………………be jealous very jealous
cos im his 11 year old cousin
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mo
July 27th, 2005
so is this what they call guy talk?
p.s abdul ur just……bad
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rahema
July 31st, 2005
errm no not “guy talk” at all :/ “gay talk” paerhaps.
and rahema.. it’s ok to be jealous that I got 2 pence in the mail and you did not.
I mean that’s 2 rs… thats like a weeks worth of food for a paki right there
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Abdul
July 31st, 2005
chal oie..2 rps mein saree wee buntie bhe nai atee
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rahema
July 31st, 2005
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