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Makes sense. I mean come on using common logic, there must be a reason that the virgins in heaven are still virgins right, yes you guessed it. Because their all butt ugly!
God’s such a clever little thing. He says i’ll give you virgins but never comments on their looks.
Virgins are overrated anyways. I mean how can you derive pleasure from watching a person scream in pain from what you’re doing to them. Honestly, if I ever have a girlfriend/wife, chances of which are very slim, and they turn out to be virgins… I’ll make them lose it first before I do anything with them.
I really can honestly say that the thought of making love to a virgin does not appeal to me at all.
Which is why from now on I’m going to try my darndest to get into hell where I won’t have to deal with virgins, only women with bagingos that look like they got pounded repeatedly by a whole NFL team on the same night.
Abdul
My,you talk like someone I know there.
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Sanu
March 26th, 2005
who.. jesus?
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Abdul
March 26th, 2005
haha! i’m just takin care of all the virgin’s(and non) here on earth.
cuz uknow me, when it comes to punani , i aint takin no chances yo. heaven or hell.
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rizvi
March 26th, 2005
no.=P
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Sanu
March 27th, 2005
use the “reply to this comment” feature damnit!!
I spent 45 mins altering loads of php/html code to get it working and no ones using it
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Abdul
March 27th, 2005
doesn’t hurt THAT much! i wasn’t screaming in PAIN anyway…arf
p.s. you post some strange stuff on here!
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charlotte
April 9th, 2005
haha… yes i take pride in my strangeness :bounce:
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Abdul
April 9th, 2005