First of all I would like to thank a friend/woman who does not desperately want to adopt me for bringing this fantastic site to my attention. On there you can browse through questions about Islam visitors to the site have asked… the people on the site put those questions to “religious” “scholars” and post the answer on their site.

So me being… well… me! Started searching for words like “anal sex” “masturbation” etc to see what Islam has to say about those things.

Anal sex I already knew is said to be forbidden, why? is what I was looking for and boy oh boy did I find the answer:

anal sex with one’s wife is unlawful in Islam because Allah says: Your women are a tilth for you (to cultivate) so go to your tilth as ye will(The Cow 2:223),
and the anus is not a place of cultivation.

I literally fell off my chair when I read that. “The anus is not a place for cultivation” hahahah funniest damn thing I’ve read in quite a while…

For some reason I just get this mental image whenever I think about it:

Now the confusing part is that god very clearly says women are a field for us men to cultivate as we will so I am assuming that means everything goes!!

I bet my sea men could grow a nice crop of cotton in their ears…

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