I Just Got Owned In My Toilet
August 5th, 2006 |

Your peeing… phone in one hand and look down and see this ^
Yeah… a thread sticking out of your shirt so you do what anyone would do and pull at it… So I grab the end and pluck it with all my might… only this time the thread turned out to be something else.
Yes ladies and gents today Abdul learned the hard way why keeping your wang’s lurve nest nicely trimmed/shaved is so important.
Luckily I had my phone (camera phone baby) with me and was able to take a photo of this priceless moment in time. I can still feel the root crying out in pain :’(







not a very private person are you?:p
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Sanaa
August 5th, 2006
I am in person… on the internet… No.
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Abdul
August 5th, 2006
funny.. ure usually advised to be the opposite…:P
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Sanaa
August 7th, 2006
er. Not really.
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Abdul
August 7th, 2006
Dude…that’s the longest pube ever…wtf
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Frankey
August 7th, 2006
I’ve been lazy
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Abdul
August 7th, 2006
Thats not lazy.
YOU’RE CULTIVATING THAT!
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mr PC
August 29th, 2006