Loading ...I just had some custard which tasted funny at first but I still shoved it down my throat because I was very hungry and too lazy to make something…
On close inspection of the plastic cup it came in I found out that it had expired a week ago Neutral
No doubt I shall be dead soon from all the poisoning of my stomach…
Tell my mom I died whilst liberating a young lady’s cat from a tree or something… you know something that will make me sound all heroic and sweet…
Remember me in your prayers so that jesus may take me in his bosom when I die and go up to err wherever…
Farewell 
Abdul
lol you have certain choices in life, which can determine how to live. You have 2 options at the moment:
1: Diaria - heavy thin goo coming out of your ass, for about 4 days long, making your anus feel uncomfortable and endangered when farting
2: Puke - the stuff you just put in your mouth comes out the same way, lasting 2 or 3 days. This has a great effect at your stomach. Warn others, as they may be hit by your liquid projectile!
I was forced to eat out-dated yoghurt once ! By my dad, he said it was ok. It was 7 days out-dated, it smelled funny and tasted even funnier. The same night, my body chose for option 2, my bed and toilet didn’t like that, neither did my mom cause she had to clean it all up :p I was puking for 3 days straight, puking stomachacid, beh!!!
So get ready for a tough ride! * kneels down, begs for Abs, give him mercy! *
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Frankey
May 23rd, 2005
hahaha I had out of date milk once… and shat thin green stuff for 7 days 4-5 times a day…
Had to be put on this drip, got soo weak…
This was during my GCSE exams bout 2 years ago… still got all A*’s though
:p
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Abdul
May 23rd, 2005
Such intense details frankey
i dont know whether to laugh or puke myself 
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sidrah
May 23rd, 2005