Loading ...Location: Trafford centre. <— This huge shopping mall. Just me and my uncle.
40 something uncle: Phwoaarrr look at the knockers on her! *nods in the general direction of a 5′7ish blonde girl with… well.. huge knockers
Me: *Looks at the blondes face then traces eyes downwards to her bosom*
Me: Nah.. I think big tits are disgusting.
40 something uncle: You’re right. I wouldn’t reccomend marrying a woman with big tits… the bigger they are the more they sag.
Me: haha true.
40 something uncle: So what do you go for then? as far as the physical appearance goes
Me: Ummm I’m not sure exactly… the face on the whole I guess. But If I had to pick a couple of things… lips… neck…
40 something uncle: Neck?!! I mean lips you can understand… you imagine them being wrapped around your dick.. but neck!!?
Me: haha *thinks to himself.. wtf.. no I dont!* I dunno why I go for necks.. I’m just weird I guess
40 something uncle: Indeed!
I was in no mood to discuss my fantasy involving a 5′6 - 5′8 slim woman with long dark hair, very pale skin, a black corsette… pouty lips, a nice neck, eyeliner and a pair of fake fangs 
with my uncle…
Oh and for the record… I really don’t imagine a woman’s lips wrapped around my princess tinkerbell whenever I see a pair of nice ones… I think about doing other things to them involving my lips tongue and teeth
Yes I know I really should go sharpen my pork sword. Haven’t done that all day yet.
No Frank my uncle isn’t a turban wearing jihadist either… he’s pretty cool actually as you can see.. you’ll get on with him 
Haha great story
And yeah he seems like a pretty cool guy 
But dude wtf..neck? I do know some girl who looks like a giraffe but for the rest how can the neck matter?:/
I care most about face ( duh ) then the ass, and then the “knockers” ( physically seen ofcourse )
How can a pale skin be a turn-on btw? A white woman with a suntan really gives me a hard-on not a pale skin
Especially when you see those white marks of where the bra and thong had been while sunning 
Ok I’ll quit about my turn-ons now 
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Frankey
November 4th, 2005
dude… vampires all have pale skin!
the fantasy would be ruined if she had tanned skin :/
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Abdul
November 4th, 2005
And what makes a vampire give u a turn-on? :/
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Frankey
November 4th, 2005
My bambam isn’t sensitive enough to appreciate the delicay of girl’s lips. Biting the lips is sooo much better. nothing beats a tongy to tongy
a girl with a tan is worth puking, specially if i see her bra and thong lines.
Corset is something I love provided its elegant and classy like these ones
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Corsets&product%5Fid=56607
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Corsets&product%5Fid=56616
else i find them stupid. Two piece lingerie is what i go for. Hate those one piece stuff. and baby dolls.
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MySchizoBuddy
November 6th, 2005
Obviously you’ve never had sex in your life, ever. Cus if there’s anything that’s gross, its a pale skin givin u the feeling you’re fucking a dead body :p
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Frankey
November 6th, 2005
i never said i like white women, Now did I.
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MySchizoBuddy
November 6th, 2005
Well you did say a girl with a tan is worth puking
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Frankey
November 6th, 2005
good taste MSB brather.
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Abdul
November 12th, 2005
I dunno… they just do
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Abdul
November 12th, 2005