I’ll tell your mommy a few other things too…ho ho ho
December 4th, 2005 | 
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Loading ...I did something soo manly today. And I mean MANLY you could just smell all the testosterone in the air.
I squished a slug with my bare foot! Oh yeah! The fact that upon discovery that I had a slug stuck to my feet I gave out a loud shriek and jumped up and down is irrelevant… fact remains my bare skin squished the slug thereby taking its life. Yeah baby!
To prove it I took a photo:
I am sure loads of you would totally want to have intercourse with me now…
tsk..you owe that lil fella a proper burial now abdul =P
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XcentriC
December 4th, 2005
u r a bad mutha fucka
is tht really the slug?looks like a friggin banana to me..
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angelic devil
December 4th, 2005
HAHA its a slug.. trust me.. it was one of those dirty slimy greenish/yellowish ones…
cant you see the gooey stuff stuck to the mat…
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Abdul
December 4th, 2005
I’m not touching it… :/
ill leave my gran to dispose of it…
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Abdul
December 4th, 2005
ohhhh gross i remember slipping over one of those things theyre freakin slippery…looks like a…nm :p
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Frankey
December 4th, 2005
haha no tell me… what does it look like?
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Abdul
December 4th, 2005
…like a chinese penis :p
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Frankey
December 4th, 2005
hahahahaha wtf :/
hahahaha well it is yellow enough
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Abdul
December 4th, 2005
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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faria
December 4th, 2005
yep… you guys have your icky lizards… we have slugs.
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Abdul
December 4th, 2005
:’(
U killed a poor ickle slug….
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Kohl
December 5th, 2005
Umm….i prefer killing them with salt. ew…….u stepped on one….yuck..those things are so….slimy:s
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Sanaa
December 5th, 2005
It was an accident. It was right under the shelf where my precious coffee jar lives.
I didn’t see it and stepped on it. I mean when your walking around INSIDE your house you don’t expect there to be slugs on the friggin floor :/
Dunno how the hell he/she got in.
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Abdul
December 5th, 2005
yep they are.
Your evil. I don’t prefer to kill them at all. But salt.. that’s just not nice.
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Abdul
December 5th, 2005
oh man u have no idea wht happened with me .. my mom was cleaning out the closet and she squished a lizard as it came in the closet door .. ewweww .. n it was cut in half .. with blood n every thing coming out .. very very disgusting.. i can still imagine it :S
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faria
December 6th, 2005
ewww *shudders*
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Abdul
December 6th, 2005
i know !!
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faria
December 6th, 2005
if u but salt on their asses, they’ll keep on crawling but leavin their insides behind…THATS gross :p
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Frankey
December 6th, 2005
hahahah
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Abdul
December 6th, 2005
GO AWAY.
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sanu
December 7th, 2005
you go away… :/
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Abdul
December 7th, 2005
What you did was mean and immoral and you shall pe put in prison for taking the life of a healthy individual of the society who could grow up to serve as an instituition for the human race.
JIHAD HIS ASS.
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sanu
December 7th, 2005
ok… that was lamer than the things i usually say…
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Abdul
December 7th, 2005
i dont think it even makes sense .. as a slug cant do much for this world :S or so becom a
“healthy individual of the society who could grow up to serve as an instituition for the human race.”
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faria
December 8th, 2005
Yes… unless we enslave millions of slaves and make them rotate turbines to power electricity generating plants
hey..there might be something to that idea…
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Abdul
December 8th, 2005
no i dont think so
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faria
December 9th, 2005
ok ok… how about somalian children instead of slugs?
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Abdul
December 9th, 2005
how abt u for the slug
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faria
December 9th, 2005
i ment.. how abt u, instead of the slug :s
im bored .. i think this computer is dieing ! n im sick of sad songs .. my friends are bugging me now :S
i shouls as carmen says ” screw u guys im goin home “
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faria
December 9th, 2005
I know I got you
well o wouldnt mind if i was payed well… It would be more fun than staying in my room all day.
And its cartman!
Yeah but there is one problem… you already ARE at home… so it wouldn’t work that well 
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Abdul
December 10th, 2005
as i said come to lhr ..
yeah well .. at 4:30 am i kind of loses all my senses .. CARTMAN is one funny fellow.. the Paris Hilton episode was disturbing .. :S
fun fun all the way
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faria
December 10th, 2005
Yeah and i asked why should i come to lahore? :S you didnt really answer…
hahaha paris hilton episode kicked ass “eww its all sticky”…
i cant survive in pakiland… internet is too slow
and when mr slave jumps on hilton… hahahaha i loved it.
Southpark kicks ass i’m glad you like it
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Abdul
December 10th, 2005
Paris Hilton is weird.*Thats hawwwwwwwwt* and putting salt on slugs isnt mean….they were messing up our garden….ive heard that the french eat em salted.
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Sanaa
December 11th, 2005
oh i did .. come on ! its pakiland man how can u not love it .. n abt the net being slow .. get cable net :p
“stupid spoiled whore” lol
it does kick ass , but the movie didnt do justices .. i find the other episodes much more hilarious.. but the sadam n satan being gay was very funny .. hahahaah but they dragged the movie in the end ..
i dont think u salt slugs .. its snalis u salt .. or both ??
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faria
December 11th, 2005
err yeah my internet here… is like err 10 times faster than the cable net Its not just that theres plenty of reasons ill tell you later sometime too long to say it all here.
the movie OWNED!
and i am not sure… i don’t spend my time looking for ways to torture animals…
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Abdul
December 11th, 2005
ahhhhhh.. welll i dont think eather of us have much to do ..other then replay to comments scraps .. or wht ever u call it.. hahaha.. so shot!! or add me .. if u use msn..im bored man as u can see ..
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faria
December 11th, 2005
and its fun to torture things !:P … twisted i kow
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faria
December 11th, 2005
It can be fun… bot only when its consentual.
I can never torture animals! I’m too sensitive/pussyish to.
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Abdul
December 11th, 2005
its not a animal .. its a thing.. but i dont any more man .. it was like 7-8 years back , i torture ppl now ..haha
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faria
December 11th, 2005
slugs etc are living breathing moving creatures!!!
bah you meat eaters… go away you make me sick :/
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Abdul
December 11th, 2005