“im not fat im big boned!!”
January 31st, 2005 At 4:27 pm
I think thin people should be allowed to carry more weight with them on airplanes. It just isnt fair!! What i cant make up for in fat, I should be able to make up for in the form of polka dot underwear and presents for my imaginary girlfried ophilia. Oh how I love my ophilia, if I wasnt so afraid of humans I’d have sex with her. Ohhh cover my face with your jealousy…
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I am Abdul and I shall be your abusive pilot for this flight now fasten your seatbelts before I ass sex your mom!







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hahah this is pretty funny. nice to see your early works!