January 31st, 2005 |
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I think thin people should be allowed to carry more weight with them on airplanes. It just isnt fair!! What i cant make up for in fat, I should be able to make up for in the form of polka dot underwear and presents for my imaginary girlfried ophilia. Oh how I love my ophilia, if I wasnt so afraid of humans I’d have sex with her. Ohhh cover my face with your jealousy… 
imaginary girlfriend, ophelia, airplane, weight, policy
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u mankin shit
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Mo
August 10th, 2005
hahah this is pretty funny. nice to see your early works!
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Paul
October 8th, 2005