Loading ...“He walks like a puff”
Those words were said by a 55 year old who happened to spray icky stuff inside a woman’s bajingo which led to my coming.
And they were spoken in the secrecy of His bedroom walls to my sister in what sounded like His serious tone of voice.
I think it is safe to assume I should NOT let my dad see the waxed patch of silky smooth skin on my legs… It may prove to be too much of a blow to his ageing heart.
P.S I am getting mighty sick of teens trying to act “weird” or claiming their “weird” when they are just like every other teen out there.
They give a bad name to REAL weirdos… like me.
Bitches.
Hmm…I claim to be weird too..whoops…
Yeah parents aren’t altogether understanding on some issues…
Like a Puff…? Haha
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rabz
August 7th, 2005
haha he didn’t REALLY mean it
Was trying to console my little sister who i had an argument with…
my dad wouldn’t mind me waxing at all.
Well I do not know you well enough yet to ascertain if your truly weird or not. So your ok :P… for the time being
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Abdul
August 8th, 2005
dont know about weird, but i certainly am a little mad
seriously, iv done some insaneeee things
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raempaem
August 8th, 2005
so what else have you done apart from drink acid?
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Abdul
August 8th, 2005
Umm, i cant really comment on that, havent seen you walk ever :\
you re not weird :S
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sarah
August 8th, 2005
Guess who? And also… this entry is shortly followed by the pathan one… So if your dad thinks that you just walk like a puff… then that’s good news
haha.
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Fatima
August 9th, 2005
the scary aunty ji?!
haha
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Abdul
August 9th, 2005
you know how people speak against something yet do the same thing… yeah I just did that.
BTW… you think naming your penis princess tinkerbell, your left hand mrs sniffles and having a pillow gf called ophilia is not weird?
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Abdul
August 9th, 2005
umm
when i was a child i used to lick walls
:S
and not just any wall, only the ones on our roof top which didnt have any paint on them
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raempaem
August 9th, 2005
ever get “sundia” in your intestines?
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Abdul
August 9th, 2005
theyr not sundiya idiot..thier called choo choos or chunchuneys
..and no i didnt….but i do realize now why my stomach wount accept alot of food and become all peristaltic
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raempaem
August 9th, 2005
’sundiya’ are the same as the intestine worms that crawl in the butt hole..cuz chochos are
and no i didnt ever get sundiya either
btw if i did..would i be able to see em wriggling about in my shit?
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raempaem
August 9th, 2005
“scary auntie ji” - oi! I was once reassured that there is nothing auntie-ish about me. I prefer “the girl with bathroom dancing phobia”
And nice to see some good old toilet humour… you know how much I like that haha.
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Fatima
August 9th, 2005
yeah, thats not weird abdul :S
sundiya is a funny word :\
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sarah
August 9th, 2005
Yes you certainly would see then crawling around in your shit.
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Abdul
August 9th, 2005
you like toilet humour… really?
sweet… We shall get on well then.
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Abdul
August 9th, 2005
“we shall” - and I thought we did!?!?
What basis is this for marriage!? Oh and btw - check out orkut album haha
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Fatima
August 10th, 2005
haha nice.
damnit see I told you me proposing to everyother person will get me in trouble
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Abdul
August 10th, 2005
Well Abs I know you me, 101,9% weird just like you… (L)
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Frankey
August 11th, 2005