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I’m on a strict diet you see…

April 10th, 2005 |  
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“Good evening mam, may I take your order please”

“Hi, yeah, I’ll have a chicken royale, make sure you don’t put any salad in, I want extra cheese and mayonnaise, I’ll also have some err fries, super size and for desert I shall have a chocolate sundae with extra toppings.”

“Anything else mam…?”

“Oh yes! I almost forgot… a large diet coke, Thank You”

Abdul

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8 Responses to “I’m on a strict diet you see…”

  1. :) . btw, this doesnt count but i’m having coke too not diet, though

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    sarah

  2. …coke at 5 am… :/

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  3. in my defence. its 4 30 am =P

    [Reply]

    sarah

  4. in that case… GO TO BED?!!

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  5. but why?

    [Reply]

    sarah

  6. ok - you know what ure right. *yawn* later.

    [Reply]

    sarah

  7. lol bye bye

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  8. lol………..interestin han…..

    [Reply]

    mehreen

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