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In the words of the great Sam: “eeeeeeek”

April 29th, 2005 |  
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I don’t feel “funny” today :( Something must be horribly wrong, but what? Hmm…

See I’m two lines in and I still have not said anything remotely entertaining/humorous!

I hope this doesn’t last long :|
Where is my Mr funny bone!
Hmm Maybe them blasted Somalian kids stole it mistaking it for something edible that wont block up their arsehole for a few days….

Abdul

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12 Responses to “In the words of the great Sam: “eeeeeeek””

  1. Dood, it blocks worst then you think. You’ll have it back in exactly 3.87 days. Thats how long our defecation cycles take.

    In the meantime, hows ’bout those shower gels?

    [Reply]

    Somalian Kids

  2. well im still using them… :p
    what else do you want to know about them?

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  3. y…some kinda vampire bite u?
    oh now i get to know tht u were depended on mr funny bone
    hope u get it soon
    anywayz here one of the hilarious link
    have fun
    http://www.compfused.com/directlink/380/

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    Saroosh aka unknown

  4. haha I wish….
    vampires are sexy.

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  5. i know they r….
    i luv to read vampire fiction

    [Reply]

    Saroosh

  6. mani=abdul????

    [Reply]

    Saroosh

  7. lol err yes that used to be one of my nicknames way back when I was a little boy…

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  8. oh..i c
    i thought itz another person..

    [Reply]

    Saroosh

  9. shower gel for eating. me hungry somalian kid, nah.

    [Reply]

    Somalian Kids

  10. Not to worry darlings… I’ve thought up a new scheme for you poor bastards to earn your bread…

    All you have to do is move a metal conductor through a magnetic field… basically… just move a rod up and down.. to produce electricity… :P
    it’ll be just like a sweat shop… only you’ll be making electricity… instead of shoes…

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  11. i hate somalian’s if i had bread and a somalian was begging and i weernt hungry i would still eat it and let the little fergle starve

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    scott

  12. i fucked somalian sam up the arse

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    wayne collett

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