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Innocence of a child… ruined… almost ;)

March 30th, 2005 |  
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*11 year old cousin enters room and comes stand near the PC*

“Eww I just stepped on something..” Says he.

“oh yeah… umm sorry… I just umm dropped a little water there by accident” - I reply

*cousin feels under his sock*

“but.. its all sticky…” he says.

“umm… well It must have mixed with some dirt or something on the floor…” - I explain…

“eww.. I’m going to go clean it off…” - replies he

*cousin exits room*

I really need to start cleaning up after I perform my hourly ritual… *blush*

Abdul

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4 Responses to “Innocence of a child… ruined… almost ;)”

  1. SICK!!

    that is one story i did NOT want to fucking know!!

    must quickly take my ambien, hopefully i’ll forget.

    [Reply]

    rizvi

  2. drugs are thy saviour.

    [Reply]

    Abdul

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  4. gross dude…ive never even read this thread…

    [Reply]

    Frankey

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