I’ve been thinking of writing a small e-book for some time now. I sat down with a cup of doodh patti (that’s “milky tea” for my non Paki audience) and some fairy cakes and thought to myself, what is THE one thing I know a lot about… and then it hit me… PULLING hot people of course!
And I don’t mean literally “pulling” giant ugly panda’s (god) beautiful creations, for the non brits here, pulling is a word used for when you’ve “scored” so to speak.

I will be posting my tips on my blog from time to time, and maybe if I’m not too lazy compile it into an e-book.
Me being the generous lad I am, I will be providing the e-book, once its finished, to readers of this blog for FREE. You’ll have to get down on your knees and ask “nicely” first of course.

Now I’ll share something with you, so you can get a taste of what you can expect in the e-book.
What I’m about to tell you is my own tried and tested technique which WILL get you some action on a Saturday night out.

First, acquire some chloroform, put it on a rag. Its best to use the toilet at the pub/club etc to apply the chloroform on the rag.
Once this is done… walk up to the person you’ve had your eyes on… put on the sweetest innocent face, look into their eyes and say
“excuse me sir/miss I was wondering… *put rag near their face* does this smell like chloroform to you?”

If that doesn’t get you a taste of some sweet honey… then nothing will!

Keep an eye out for some more tasty tips in the coming weeks.

Disclaimer: If your stupid enough to try this… then you don’t deserve to exist on planet earth with other humans, please pack your bags and move to America.

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