Jihan Mubarak From Toba Tek Singh
March 5th, 2006 |
This guy puts my paindu paki guy from village impersonation to shame!
This clip is from an 11 minute short film about a group of muslim extremists who clear out all the “haram” objects from some students flat at an American University. This guy is one of the students. You can watch the full clip here if you want to. It gets a bit lame. It only had two really good bits so I spliced them together to make a short 13 sec thing.
Watch!
For those of you who have trouble understanding what he says…
“This is Jihan Mubarak I’m came from Toba Tek Singh three years ago. You know… all the boys want to be me… all the girls want me is the camera still ok? Is it melting? because I’m too hot for it you know”
Classic. And the tin foil necklace… a great touch.
This guy is my idol. I bet he has a huge cock… and with his magnanimous cock he gets to bang 10 million hot bitches each night and then totally gets to jizz on their faces. Man I wish I was a debonair gentleman like him. Don’t you?







haha i love the last comment
he’s a fag tho…
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Frankey
March 5th, 2006
yeah. But still… he pwned my ass.
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Abdul
March 5th, 2006
the last comment was lame and totally uncalled for.
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MySchizoBuddy
March 5th, 2006
Yeah I agree. Well that is just me all over isn’t it
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Abdul
March 5th, 2006
You two could be long lost twins Abdul. The similarities are uncanny.
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Beenish
March 6th, 2006
Don’t insult the man woman! I don’t even come close to his hotness.
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Abdul
March 6th, 2006
True. The tin foil will never look as good on you as it does on Jihan Mubarak from Toba Tek Singh
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Beenish
March 7th, 2006
unfortunately not
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Abdul
March 8th, 2006
was really funny ..
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hamdan
May 22nd, 2006
i wish you would put lots of pictures of toba tek singh on here . I have been looking for pictures of toba and could not find any until here.
thanks
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janie
July 15th, 2006